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Elizabeth tries her absolute hardest to be spontaneous but it ends up wildly out of her control. Or how an undercover BJ goes wrong.
GG Kinkfest #68: Beth and Rio are secretly hooking up. Beth is blowing Rio in his office (bar? warehouse? au where he works in an office? idk) and when they’re interrupted, she continues secretly blowing him underneath the desk. exhibitionism, public sex
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Rio knows Elizabeth Boland has a type A personality but he's never seen just how deeply ingrained it is in her everyday life outside of crime and even her suburban mom exterior.
Or Beth gets to show off her skincare collection and routine to/on a slightly unwilling Rio.
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A retelling of the first episode from Buddy the Boland's golden retriever's perspective. It's hard being the protector for a family on the edge of imploding especially when you lack opposable thumbs but someone's gotta do it.
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She takes one last look up at the giant neon sign that bathed the back lot in a sickly yellow glow. The winking cowgirl with the flashing words ‘Pony Palace’ seemed to taunt Beth while the marquee underneath boasted ‘GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS.’
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Come on down to Detroit's one and only choice for premiere adult entertainment establishment THE PONY PALACE! We've got
beautiful exotic dancers just waiting to give you the show of a lifetime! If you desire that extra special VIP treatment don't be afraid to ask for BIG TONY! Our lap dances and drinks are so good they ought to be criminal! SO COME ON DOWN TODAY!!! -
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Rio finds something extremely interesting at a yard sale that gives him a clue that maybe Elizabeth might not have always been such a good girl.
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Fibonacci by squiggly_squid for Wafflesrock
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
11 Aug 2023
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Jana Shepard lost everything when she lost her best friend and husband, Garrus Vakarian, during their assault on the Collector Base. His death took both her strength to fight and will to live, but something strange cause by a prothean obelisk can change that. When she finds herself in a world where men fight with sword and shield against Reapers in terrifying dragon form.
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Bookmarked by EnsignDisaster
30 Sep 2021
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“Worried some big bad man is gonna steal me away, Morgan?” she mocks, and it’s so close to being the final straw that Arthur feels that thin rope of self control begin to splinter in his chest. His hand dwarfs her throat, squeezing just enough to hear her breath hitch.
“Sweetheart,” Arthur snarls against her mouth, “I am a big bad man.”
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- Part 1 of Of Bounties and Born Liars
Bookmarked by EnsignDisaster
08 Jun 2021
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Double The Baggins, Twice The Took by fogisbeautiful
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
16 Aug 2017
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The Baggins twins, Briallen and Bilbo, have spent their whole lives taking care of each other. So when the world outside makes an (uninvited) appearance, only one thing is certain. Not for wizard or king or mountain or dragon will the two of them part. Not if they have one word to say about it.
And besides, as Gandalf points out: It never hurts to have a spare burglar on hand.Series
- Part 1 of Together or Not At All
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02 May 2021
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Season of Urges by kallmered
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
24 Mar 2018
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The Urge comes around a female Hobbit's coming of age. It is affectionately called Heat by some of the older ladies. The Urge provides an innate drive to find a partner she is most compatible with. This is done by hugging or pecking random lads or lasses, waiting for the Heat to strike and tell her she found her soulmate. Its a Hobbit's most reliable way of finding them. Only for Billa, she'd never felt the Urge.
Until she was snatched into the sudden, grateful embrace of Thorin Oakenshield himself after he woke on the Carrock. Yavanna preserve her, now she understood exactly what the elder Hobbits meant by the Heat. She was burning with desire, pursued by thoughts of Thorin. She couldn’t possibly tell him without blushing herself into a bonfire, but fate has its own design and she needn't worry for long...- Language:
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01 May 2021
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A strange encounter in the woods manifests the consequences of Arthur’s decisions, past and future.
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- Part 7 of The Yeehaw Chronicles
Bookmarked by EnsignDisaster
22 Apr 2021