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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    “So, uh,” the man, Eddie, says. “I’m uh, like I said, I just got divorced and I moved here by myself and I don’t know anybody and I realized the, the lack of interaction outside of work was kind of making me a little… I don’t want to say ‘crazy,’ but I realized it was kind of… messing me up, and you can’t exactly hug your coworkers, so.” As he talks, he gestures a little frantically, in line with how fast he’s talking, and his defensive tone. “I just, this is not something I would normally do, but desperate times call for desperate measures, I guess, and I just, I figured I’d try it—”

    “Hey man,” Richie says, in a reassuring tone, waving a hand, with the other in his pocket—he found clients kind of preferred it if he started out with his hands in his jacket pockets, like he wasn’t going to suddenly start hugging them—“Don’t worry about it, it’s fine. It’s what I’m paid to do, I see all kinds of people. It’s really fine. Touch starvation is a thing, it’s real. Studies have shown.”

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    05 Apr 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    "The real test of a man's driving ability is road head."

    Eddie scoffs. "Road head?"

    "It's harder than you'd think," Richie shifts in his seat a little, his own erection having subsided a bit, but not nearly enough. "Pun intended."

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    05 Apr 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 25

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    “You come back to life, in a sewer, and then you start having those weird dreams about turtles? I mean, that’s a pretty weird fucking coincidence, isn’t it? You think it’s connected somehow?”

    … Jesus fucking Christ.

    Eddie chose this. And God help him, he loves it.

    “No, Richie,” he says, pinching the bridge of his nose. “I do not think my resurrection from the dead has any connection, at all, whatsoever, to the fucking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.”

    Or, Richie and Eddie post-Unsnappening: A year in the life.

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    02 Apr 2020

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Richie sexts Eddie by accident, but Eddie's not mad about it.

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    01 Apr 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 25

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    "Hey," Eddie calls to Richie from the living room couch where he’s in the middle of typing God knows what on his laptop, "do you remember that time you said to me, quote, I want to fuck your dimples, man, I want to come in them, end quote?"

    After a beat Richie walks in from the kitchen and stares at him. "Do I fucking what?"

    "The night we met, asshole."

    "The night I was trashed and I was, like, grinding on you and you hadn’t even told me your name yet?"

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    01 Apr 2020