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  1. Schitt's Creek (17)

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  1. Summary

    Welcome to the condomless in the creek collaborative series. Each work is an alternate take on a time that David and Patrick discuss their condom usage, or lack thereof. They do not exist in the same timeline and are not necessarily consistent with each other.

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  2. Summary

    We are a bunch of thirsty writers who fell into a spiral of lust thinking about David and/or Patrick noticing the other's dick print in their grey sweatpants. And after much chaos and flailing, this is the end result.

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  3. Summary

    The Sherwood, the motel that Johnny and Roland purchased, happens to be the same motel that David and Patrick used to "connect" before Patrick got his own place:

    "Is it a little weird that - "
    "It's a little weird that your dad bought our sex motel."

    This is what happened there.

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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    David and Ronnie shoot the shit at the Wobbly Elm.

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    English
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    1/1
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    2
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    12 May 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    Ronnie and David talk shit (and are kinda sweet)

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    English
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    1/1
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    31
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    1
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    12 May 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    When Patrick throws over his life to start fresh in Schitt's Creek, he leans a bit too hard into starting fresh, trying to reinvent himself - but the New Patrick he's determined to become does things like forget business meetings, fail to submit paperwork, and otherwise generally not endear himself to one David Rose.

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    06 May 2021

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    The love story of a leprechaun and the guy who bought his magic rings.

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    18 Mar 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    An imagining of what the Rose Apothecary website could look like.

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    13 Jan 2021

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