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    AU based on The Dreamer in the Spring Boudoir (familiarity with that story's not required).

    Wherein Shen Yuan transmigrates into a harem intrigues romance novel (gay edition), Yue Qingyuan really fucks up, Liu Qingge is not suitable for his job, and no one even remotely sees Luo Binghe coming.

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    18 Oct 2020

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    Guys don't get raped.

    Okay, so maybe they do, sometimes. But that's only when they're ganged up in an alley way and shoved against a wall and get some other guy's dick in their ass without permission. It's forceful and bloody and masculine. At least, that's how the media sells it.

    But this isn't rape.

    When a girl buys you drinks and takes you home and crawls on top of you--well, that's every guy's wet dream.

    When she's grinding down onto you and her hands are holding yours to her breasts and she's whispering filthy, filthy things into your ear, that's not rape.

    That's not rape no matter how many times you say no.

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    06 Aug 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Literally my favourite fic of like, ever. I read it this way back when, but i still find myself re-reading time and time again. I'm downloading it (again) and saving it to my computer, so i never lose it.

    How many times have i read it? About three times per year since 2016...

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    “Sorry, I, uh. Laundry day caught up to me before I could catch up with it. I saw this shirt left in the washer a few days ago, and—“ Wei Ying blinks up at Lan Zhan through dark eyelashes that he wants to kiss, maybe, and gives him an uncharacteristically hesitant smile. “Do you mind?”

    I mind the fact that we are not married, Lan Zhan thinks.

    Wei Ying keeps borrowing Lan Zhan’s clothes. It is only mildly driving him insane.
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    30 Jul 2020

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    Shen Qingqiu kind of, sort of, does not have the same modesty standards as a xianxia novel set in some form of Ancient China? He also hates the heat, who knew right?

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    05 May 2020

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    Luo Binghe has accepted his life for what it is: a dull repetition of a burned-out passion for a job. Back when he started his "Not Your Mother's" cooking channel on youtube, he had been ready to face the world. Now he just wants the world out of his face. When he hits one more bump in the road, he can't really say it's too surprising considering that the universe seems to just hate him.

    And yet, the universe sends him to Shen Yuan.
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    Or 5 times Shen Yuan accidentally distracts Luo Binghe's attention from his videos, and the one time Luo Binghe gets his.

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    02 May 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    SO CUTE MY HEART IS SO SOFT

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