Elitist



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    Peter just wants to make it up to Derek for going crazy and trying to kill everyone. What better way than to set him up? With the sheriff's son. By making him jealous. Yeah, there's no way this could end badly. No way at all.

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    21 Feb 2013

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    Two ways Sheriff Stilinski finds out and one he doesn't.

    (Non-graphic references to past underage.)

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    21 Feb 2013

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    (AKA, the Ugly Betty AU where Stiles is totally Betty)

    Stiles thinks he’s finally getting a break when a job at the sleek, sophisticated, Alpha Magazine opens up - but soon realises he’s not going to be writing anything and instead is playing tutor-slash-babysitter to their new Editor-in-Chief. Derek’s spoiled, grumpy, in way over his head...and so painfully attractive it makes Stiles want to lick his face. So there’s very little choice in the matter.

     

    “Totally not like that,” he maintains, “It’s not like we’re Bond and Moneypenny.”

     

    Scott gives him an excited grin, chuckling. “Dude, you’re totally his Miss Moneypenny!” he says, eyes wide like the world just finally started to make sense. “You’re the only one who won’t sleep with him even though you’re dying to.”

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    18 Feb 2013

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    The collected and refined bits, plus porn, of this ridic phone!fic I wrote for a friend a few nights ago.

    "Stiles is a masseur, and very good at what he does. Derek was not expecting this."

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    17 Feb 2013

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    He’s carefully balancing the sandwiches and the two biggest tupperware containers he could find that both had functioning lids when the front door opens and he almost drops everything right there in front of the stupid fountain.

    If that’s Derek Hale, he’s definitely not a mountain man.

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    10 Feb 2013