ElderlySardine



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    He had had his head in Aziraphale’s lap for half an hour before the question he’d been pondering finally came to the surface. “Angel?”

    “Mm?” Aziraphale moved his hand from Crowley’s hair to his forehead. “Yes, my dear?”

    As always, save for when Aziraphale brought them out while they were arguing, the words made Crowley smile. “I’ve been wondering something about my videos.”

    (Crowley and Aziraphale, in moving to a new stage of their relationship, discover that a certain demon's exhibitionist old habits add to - rather than detract from - its positivity.)

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    30 Nov 2019

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    Crowley worked in Sales. He had never intended to work in Sales. It had just sort of happened. One moment, there he’d been, a newly minted university graduate off to change the world, exquisitely useless Philosophy degree in hand, and now here he was, having sauntered vaguely downwards into a Hell that consisted mainly of cold-calling new customers and sucking up to existing ones.
     
    AU based on The Office.

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    27 Nov 2019

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    In which temptations are accomplished, grand romantic gestures are made, and two ineffable co-stars only take four seasons of an award-winning television program to realize they’re on their own side (at last, at last.)

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    24 Nov 2019

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    Crowley has never seen the name on Aziraphale's chest. He doesn't know the syllables of it, the shape of the transliterated letters. It doesn't matter. He'd gotten quite drunk once, sometime in the fourteenth century, and asked Aziraphale point-blank if his name was there.

    It was not.

    (He doesn't think about Aziraphale's name on his own chest, growing darker every year.)

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    23 Nov 2019

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    An angel awakens in Heaven from a six thousand year coma, the result of a head injury taken in the First War.

    He's missed everything. The entire history of the Earth. Well, except for one thing. He hasn't missed the apocalypse, because the apocalypse, for some reason, didn't happen, and no one seems to know why - or if they do know, they won't say.

    He has questions. And if the rumours are true, there's one angel who might have answers: the Principality Aziraphale.

    Aziraphale isn't at all what he expected.

    And nothing, as it turns out, is quite what it seems.

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    22 Nov 2019