Asp took Yoongi away from him, and Jungkook can't let that just happen. He has to fix it. He will fix it.
Part three of the modern fantasy hitman yoonkook AU that nobody freaking asked for.
- Part 3 of Fatal Mistakes
Just a short fic about Caduceus worrying about Fjord affected by a feeblemind spell.
Idea from a post on tumblr by loyle-trash.
Alone on Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad?
I am a 22-year-old felon with no high school degree, and a dirty old van three years older than me painted like Eddie Van Halen’s guitar. I can pass for as young as 18 and as old as 28, depending on how I dress. I’m a line cook and work late nights at a bar. If you’d like me to be your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I’m game.
I can do any of these things, at your request:
-Openly hit on other female guests while you act like you don’t notice.
-Start instigative discussions about politics and/or religion.
-Propose to you in front of everyone.
-Pretend to be really drunk as the evening goes on. (I don’t drink much, but I know the drill.)
-Start an actual, physical fight with a family member, either inside or on the front lawn for all the neighbors to see.
I require no pay other than the free meal I will receive as a guest.
If you had asked Jeon Jungkook a couple years ago what his life would be like today, working as a mage for a secret company while dating the former man of his dreams would be the last answer he would give.
A lot of things have changed.
Part two of the modern fantasy hitman yoonkook AU that nobody freaking asked for.
- Part 2 of Fatal Mistakes
"Hello?" Jungkook answered the phone with a waver in his voice. He winced, Immediately knowing it was obvious.
"Are you okay?" Yoongi asked innocently. "You left the auditorium in a hurry, so I didn't get to talk to you. We were supposed to meet at the library after, weren't we?"
Jungkook had all but forgotten. After watching Yoongi's recital, his head wasn't on straight. After seeing him focused and watching his fingers dance over the piano keys, his mind took a turn for the worse. When he turned to him from the stage and smiled, Jungkook fled. He had an unhealthy obsession with the small boy, and it was only getting worse.
"I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry! I'm- I'm not really feeling well. I'm sorry. Maybe we can do it tomorrow?" Jungkook suggested.
"Are you not feeling well? Do you want me to stop by? I have some tea that's good for colds. My mom used to always make it for me when-"
"No!" he shouted, cutting the boy off. "No... I think I'll be okay. Thanks though."
"Okay..." he said before disconnecting the call.
- Part 5 of 30 Prompt YoonKook Smut Challenge
Prompt One: General Smut ✓
Prompt Two: Spanking
Prompt Three: Bath/Shower/Hot Tub ✓
Prompt Four: Frotting ✓
Prompt Five: Solo/Masturbation ✓
Prompt Six: Bondage ✓
Prompt Seven: Slow & Lazy
Prompt Eight: Edging
Prompt Nine: Food
Prompt Ten: Sensory Deprivation ✓
Prompt Eleven: Teasing Only
Prompt Twelve: Roleplay
Prompt Thirteen: Quickie
Prompt Fourteen: Flogging
Prompt Fifteen: Body Worship
Prompt Sixteen: Voyeurism
Prompt Seventeen: Double Penetration
Prompt Eighteen: Exhibitionism
Prompt Nineteen: Massage
Prompt Twenty: Pain Play
Prompt Twenty-One: Messy
Prompt Twenty-Two: Ice & Hot Wax
Prompt Twenty-Three: New Toy
Prompt Twenty-Four: Cross Dressing
Prompt Twenty-Five: During A Storm
Prompt Twenty-Six: Choking/Breath Play
Prompt Twenty-Seven: After A Fight
Prompt Twenty-Eight: Power Play
Prompt Twenty-Nine: Last Time For A Long Time
Prompt Thirty: Threesome
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
05 Apr 2017
When Jeongguk follows the familiar route to the shop, he realizes that, despite feeling absolutely mortified with every interaction, Jeongguk almost wants to see if Blondie is there. The coffee and donuts are good, sure, but a part of him wants to find out what Blondie plans on saying next despite Jeongguk always being the butt of the joke.
He starts to wonder if he has masochistic tendencies.
(or AU where Yoongi works at a Krispy Kreme and Jeongguk is a regular. Jeongguk may or may not be smitten).
Bookmarked by SongMaelin
13 Apr 2017
Jungkook is completely and utterly screwed the moment he develops a crush on the voice behind the McDonald’s Drive Thru speaker.
Bookmarked by SongMaelin
28 Mar 2017