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    “Do you think our associate will still take us seriously if I just sit in your lap when you talk business with them and wear nothing but a pretty plug in my ass Ajax?

    The smut everyone clicked on this Mafia AU waited for but never got delivered. Could be read as stand alone.

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    04 Sep 2021

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    “Well,” Zhongli finally gathered his words, “It isn’t that I don’t appreciate how gentle and soft you are, but…”

    “But…?”

    “... but… it’s a little… how do I put this… unsatisfying. For someone so well trained in combat, you really are gentle to the point where I can barely feel anything.”

    Crack.

    That was the sound of Zhongli petrifying him and smashing him like a pile of rocks (figuratively, of course).

    “Huh.” Was all he managed to get out.

    (No rape. Zhongli has a fantasy and Childe fulfils it... kind of... it’s meant to be funny AND hornee, warned with rape tag just in case)

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    04 Sep 2021

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    Childe and Zhongli’s friendship is unlikely, with one being an impulsive, confident, and adventurous billionaire who’s friends with virtually everyone and sought after by more, and the other a quiet, reserved, and introverted old soul who says “please” and “thank you” to leaves on the sidewalk. And yet, they get along with one another better than anyone else. They’ve been friends for years and found themselves in their own troublesome dilemmas at the same time.

    Childe, a young CEO of the multi-billion dollar company “Fatui”, is dealing with more inappropriate gestures and remarks in regards to him being single than he cares for. Zhongli, a consultant of the Wangsheng Funeral Home, is going through a financial crisis, with every possible liability hitting him at once. When ranting to each other over drinks one night, they come to the most absurd solution to both of their problems: pose Zhongli as Childe’s boyfriend and sugar baby, just until everything settles, of course. Childe has more than enough money to spare, Zhongli doesn’t mind helping a friend in need, and their arrangement is flawless. At least, it appears to be that way.

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    31 Aug 2021

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    "Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”

    Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very, very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.

    Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the shitty, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?

    Fuck that noise. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.

    And so begins one man's journey to unfuck himself.

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    08 Aug 2021

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    Zhongli: Are you two...an item?

    hot tortilla chip: i can hear kaeya gagging from next door


    in which childe and kaeya are bestfriends who just want to pass their classes.

    ...well, at least it started off like that.

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    12 Jul 2021

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