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  1. Public Bookmark 54

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    “What the fuck,” he mutters, trying his key one more time. His therapist always says he’s too quick to jump right to the doom and gloom. Maybe he didn’t get evicted all of a sudden. Maybe he just put the key in upside down or… Nope. His key straight up does not work.

    And then suddenly the door swings open and Richie whacks him in the shoulder with a frying pan.

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    21 Sep 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    Richie performs his own material.

    Set shortly after IT: Chapter Two (2019), so contains some spoilers.

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    20 Sep 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 20

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    On the morning of his thirteenth birthday, Richie gets the words his soulmate will say to him after their first kiss on his arm. It may be a little melodramatic of him to say it's as big a problem as the murderous demon clown, but teenage emotions are rarely logical.

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    20 Sep 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    Richie runs all the way to Eddie’s. He has a bike but he can’t remember, just now, where he put it. Everything feels real, feels — the gravel hurt his shoeless feet, his lungs burn when he gets tired, there’s a cut on his chin that aches a little. It feels real but things always felt real, with It.

    You can’t trust how you feel or what you see. That’s the core of the terror of It. That everything is real and nothing is real and all of it can kill you.

    Richie clambers up the drainage pipe and shoves open Eddie’s window. He’s afraid to look. He’s afraid of what It has prepared for him.

    But it’s nothing. It’s just Eddie, small, young, cast still on his arm. He’s curled up on his side and is using the cast as the world’s worst pillow.

    “Holy shitballs what the fucking shit,” breathes Richie, lunging forward to fling himself on top of Eddie’s sleeping form. “Don’t scream, don’t scream, hey — Eddie! Eddie, shut the fuck up, you’re going to wake your mom, it’s me! It’s me.”

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    OR: Richard Tozier goes to sleep on a plane in 2016, and wakes up in 1989.

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    20 Sep 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    Richie is gay, but grew up in such a homophobic environment that he can't accept it from himself, even after twenty years, so he pretends not to be, until a scandal happens and Eddie comes back to his life.

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    20 Sep 2019

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