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    Ed managed to even get through the normal pleasantries with Jackie before he blurted out, “have you any news on the gentleman pirate?”

    “What, Bonnet?” Jackie shrugged, “yeah. Dead. Run over by a carriage or something.”

    “Dead?” Ed’s heart stopped, “like, dead dead?”

    “Did I stutter?” Jackie glared, “dead. Dead like not breathing, not walking, not pirating. Dead. Shouldn’t you already know this? You stole his ship.”

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    “Republic of Pirates then?”

    “Seems likely,” Lucius shrugged, “why?”

    “We’re going to go after him, naturally.”

    “Why would you bother?”

    “Because I love him," Stede said around bites of snake.

    “Oh,” Lucius sighed, but there was a hint of a smile on his face, “well, shit.”

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    In which Blackbeard runs, and Stede Bonnet follows, and follows, and follows.

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    21 Apr 2022

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    Well,” she says, long and drawn out, and from the glint in her eyes he can tell this is some kind of inner joke, kept from him. “I’ve been a diplomat, and a race car driver, and a chef, and an astronaut, and a veterinarian--”

    “An astronaut,” he repeats dryly. He wants to call her on her lie - but. But. How strange. There’s no indication of a lie: no rise in temperature, no quickening of her pulse, no change to her eyes, nothing.

    She laughs. “You don’t know the half of it."

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    01 Dec 2021

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    This is a tale of the awkward, unnerving, and sticky situations that the implementation of Memo's Man Milk gets Guillermo into, the stickiest of all being that Nandor comes to him with a big, business-ending problem: He just cannot manage to cum in the jar. Guillermo is forced to help, and he struggles fruitlessly with Nandor's lack of aim until Laszlo lets him in on a little secret that changes everything.

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