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    Life is made up of millions of moments. Relationships are made up of thousands of kisses. Each one is its own story.

    #33 - There's a new Auror at the Ministry. Draco doesn't like him, or the way he makes Harry laugh. He takes out his frustrations in his new favorite way... by molesting Harry in a closet.

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    14 Oct 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I love hate it when Draco's fear breaks my heart. Well done and sexy

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    When Harry submits his cock photo to a renowned Cock Critiquer and gets a terrible review, he decides to take a photography class to hopefully improve his skills.

    Career Choices: Harry: Shiftless layabout; Draco: Cock Critiquer

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    12 Oct 2019

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    Ridiculous and highly amusing. I was consistently impressed that the author kept my attention, made me laugh, and warmed my... Heart... With this concept. It's really fun, read it!

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    Draco certainly never intended to be a style consultant for the seriously fashion challenged, but after the war and the reparations his family had to pay, it was clear he would need to earn a living. However, if having to earn a living meant he got to admire Potter’s arse and shoulders in well-fitted clothes, it wasn’t that bad. Or was it?

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    11 Oct 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Fluff and smut with added humor

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    Draco and Harry are new Auror partners. It's a bit dull. Until they finally see some spell action and things get a lot more interesting (in Draco's pants).

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    10 Oct 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Sexy hot smut mixed with sweetness

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    It must be a vision brought on by eating cheese sarnies too close to bedtime, Harry thinks. There's no way that Draco Malfoy can really be standing on his doorstep, calling himself a Toilet Supremo, and expecting Harry to buy not only this unlikeliest of scenarios, but also a new loo.

    But no: Harry's eyes do not deceive him. Malfoy, Lord of Toilets, is really there. Which begs a very important question: what the hell is he up to, and what evil scheme is he about to unleash? Because there must be an evil scheme . . . mustn't there?

    Career Choices: Harry: gentleman of leisure; Draco: toilet salesman.

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    09 Oct 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Hilarious and adorable