DontOffendTheBees



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    Homeless, bandless, friendless, hopeless- pretty fucking fantastic life Todd Brotzman's got going for him.

    But something good- namely the chaotic whirlwind of good intentions and poor planning they call Dirk Gently- is just around the corner. And he has a scheme up his sleeve that could get them both where they need to be.

    It could also backfire spectacularly.

    Honestly, Todd's a little too desperate to be picky.

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  2. Summary

    My fic contributions to the October 2017 Kurlish Week fandom challenge.

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    Todd had always believed that pararibulitis was just a rare nerve disorder, nothing but a joyless, thankless pain to endure. But maybe it isn't quite what it says on the tin?

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    With life at the Agency settling down to a less life-threatening (but no less bizarre) daily routine, Dirk and Todd feel their way through developing feelings and a relationship that can't quite be defined by any one word in the English language. There are important conversations to be had- usually in a chaotic kitchen in the dead of night. Well, where else would you have them?

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    My fic contributions to the June 2017 Brotzly Week fandom challenge.

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  1. Rec 28

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    The war-free world waits outside their door, poised and eager to burst into life and set itself in motion, but Hermann climbs back onto his side of the bed, folding his spindly limbs beneath the covers. If he indulges Newton’s tendency to stay in bed until the last moment, they may be late for their weekly appointment with the therapist; but nothing seems quite as sweet as stretching the morning as far as it can go.

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    a nonlinear collection of one-shots, drabbles, ficlets. mostly fluff because we've all had enough angst. previously titled "your capable hands"

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    16 Aug 2019

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    Smite me, Crowley thinks one day, about three or four days into the Beginning of the World. He feels rather daring about it, especially when God doesn’t answer. Puts a bit of a swagger in his slither.

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    24 Jul 2019

  3. Rec 53

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    The summer of ‘85 is a whirlwind of drinking, smoking, unlikely companionship, and learning that not everything has to make sense.

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    21 Jul 2019

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    Jonathan has a nice voice. It’s deep, but never booming. It’s just kind and gentle, sometimes teasing and cynical but very rarely cruel. Steve clings to it like a life preserver.

    “Hey, man,” Steve says, and it sounds so far from casual that he has to laugh a little bit. “Sorry to bother you. It's not… I didn't mean to bother you. You don’t have to do anything.”

    “Don’t do that,” Jonathan says. His gentle voice sounds tinny coming through the walkie’s speaker.

    “Do what?”

    “Pull away when you need help.”

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    19 Jul 2019

  5. Rec 18

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    A good old-fashioned hurt/comfort truth serum story.

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    08 Jul 2019