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    Main story series. Mostly a collection of Strange Magic fics I consider to be canon with each other.

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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    The first time Barney wakes up, he’s put through testing as his programs catch up with Black Mesa’s many, many assignments.

    The last time he wakes up, it’s the end of the world.

     

    AU where Barney Calhoun is a prototype guard robot built by Black Mesa before the events of the rescas happen... and proceeds to have to go through it all anyways.

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    08 Apr 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    Gordon Freeman has returned, and Alyx is ready to help him in anyway she can. But neither are prepared to see a ghost from the past, especially on the other side of the war.

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    18 Mar 2021

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    a theoretical physicist and his best friend, a hivemind of dozens of security guards with the same face and voice

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    24 Feb 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    Gordon Freeman harbors a general fondness for bugs in all their forms. Barney Calhoun does not.

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    19 Jan 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    “Wh-” Gordon blinked blearily at Benrey. A dozen responses floated around in his sleepy brain, including ‘it’s 2am, why are you at my house?’ and ‘I thought we’d put the whole murdering thing behind us’ but what his mouth finally settled on was, “What pet?”

    “My cat. She’s fucked up.” Benrey said, lifting the large cat carrier Gordon only just now realized they were carrying. He leaned over to peer inside against his better judgment and found himself face to face with a raccoon. Gordon stared at the raccoon. The raccoon stared back at him warily.

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    10 Jan 2021

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