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  1. Public Bookmark 44

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    David owns a flower store and does the flowers for Patrick and Rachel’s wedding.

    Patrick is marrying Rachel, but he’s pretty sure that he’s making a big mistake.

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  2. Public Bookmark 96

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    Patrick, 8:55 a.m.: Call me asap
    Patrick, 8:57 a.m.: David, answer the phone. It’s important.
    Patrick, 9:31 a.m.: I really fucked up. We need to talk.
    Patrick, 9:33 a.m.: Shit, the session is starting and I’m already running late. I’ll call around noon at the next break, maybe plan on closing the store for lunch around then?

    David’s eyes bored into the screen, attempting to force more information to appear. He’d missed the messages when they first came in, too busy dealing with an unexpected Saturday morning crowd by himself to check his phone.

    The texts were accompanied by four missed calls, but no voicemails.

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  3. Public Bookmark 25

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    "Did I see you giving out your card? Another young maiden being sold off to a man from a neighboring village in exchange for a herd of cows?” Stevie asks. “Did you meet him? Is it a him?”

    “No idea,” David replies. “All I know is that her name is Rachel and she’s newly engaged. And she appreciates my good taste, so honestly, as long as they don’t pay me in cows, I truly couldn’t care less who her fiancé is.”

    It turns out, he does care.

    An AU based on the 2001 movie The Wedding Planner.

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  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    David sees some things and comes to the logical (albeit incorrect) conclusion.

    Patrick is just trying to explore his queerness.

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  5. Public Bookmark 40

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    Patrick has asked Rachel to marry him, something he knows is a colossal mistake. In order to score some fast cash before breaking things off entirely, Patrick lets his friend talk him into a one-time catering gig at a fancy Halloween party. Turns out, some details were left out of the job description, and Patrick finds himself tasked with handing out condoms at a masquerade sex party and spends the night learning some new things about himself.

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