DifferenceEngineGirl

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    A look through some of the little things Lucifer has missed about Earth, covering his first week back post-s4.

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    Short drabbles about Lucifer introducing Chloe and Trixie (and the rest of his human friends) to some well-loved British traditions.

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  1. Public Bookmark 65

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    “Alright,” Cinta fixes Nemik and Cassian with a no bullshit look, “if you two try to sleep alone tonight, you’re going to freeze. Literally. And since I don’t fancy chipping you out of ice blocks in the morning — sleep together.”

    Vel snorts into her tea.

    Cinta shoots her a chiding glance. “You know what I mean. Body heat, boys. Doctor’s orders.”

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    20 Oct 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    'You don't know our mum, sarge.' said Sam Vimes to Sergeant-at-Arms Keel. He doesn't know how wrong he is - or that 'our' is exactly the right word.

    It didn't happen during Night Watch. It maybe should have.

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    12 Oct 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    There's always someone trying to kill the patrician of Ankh-Morpork, but don't worry... Young Sam's dad is on the case and until then, well, Uncle Havelock has Young Sam for company.

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    12 Oct 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    Vetinari is having a bad day, and soon it will be everyone else's problem

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    12 Oct 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    It’s said that civilisation only came about because mankind discovered how to brew beer and said hey, that’s pretty good, let’s do more of that, and so went on developing agriculture, more-permanent housing, privys, manners, and all those things society needed to keep the beer brewing.

    Once upon a time, Sam Vimes would have agreed and said something along the lines of well, just think how many wars never began, cause everyone drank away their anger and realised it’d be too much effort to go over and start beating the neighbours to death. A more contemporary Sam Vimes, who had been to countless high-society events and diplomatic engagements by this point in his life, would list all the wars that began because someone got too drunk at a party.

    The most current Sam Vimes just hoped he could get through tonight without adding another entry to that list.

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    12 Oct 2022