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    In which Jon enjoys the sound of Martin's voice. A lot.

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    In which cats are sometimes people, and I test the limits of how much weird kink stuff my readers are willing to tolerate.

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    The ABO verse in which Martin suffers a hysterical pregnancy and accidentally seduces his coworkers with nesting pheromones.

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    The subvocalization ABO verse, in which people sometimes accidentally reveal their true feelings via silly little creature noises.

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    The original Jonathan Sims: boob appreciator fic. The one that started it all.

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    Nandor decides to do something about other vampires wanting to eat Guillermo. It goes wrong.

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    08 Oct 2021

  2. Rec 33

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    Suppressants are safe and easy enough to get, and between that and the scent block and everything else about his outward personality, Martin lets everyone make their own assumptions.

    They never - ever - assume he’s type A.

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    27 Sep 2021

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    "I kind of wanted to...tell Jon something? Something kind of personal?" Oliver hints, in what he hopes is a convincing tone of voice. Her eyebrows are slowly rising. Oliver realizes what he just implied, and hastily course-corrects. "Oh. No, no. Not like that. God, no."

    Now her eyebrows are starting to look judgy. Those are definitely judgmental eyebrows.

    "Not that there's anything wrong with that!" Shit. That sounded even worse. Her eyebrows are still doing the thing. Oliver feels sweaty. This is what he gets for trying to do something borderline altruistic. Why couldn't he just be evil. Evil people don't blush when talking to beautiful women, he's pretty sure.

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    [But now it's a podfic]

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    25 Sep 2021

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    “What--” He stops to compulsively lick his lips. His back hits the wall-- he’d started backing up at some point and he hadn’t noticed. He can’t tear his eyes away from the man on his couch. No. The creature. “What are you?” 

    Martin finally looks up from his book. He looks at Jon. He doesn’t look like Prentiss. He isn’t full of gaping holes that should have killed him, he isn’t covered in squirming, shiny white worms, he doesn’t smell like a moldy, rotting corpse. He looks like a pleasant, normal man. He has freckles scattered across the bridge of his nose, his cheeks. Monsters shouldn’t have freckles, Jon thinks nonsensically. 

    “I’m your boyfriend,” the monster sitting on his couch says, as if this is a matter that is not up for debate, that Jon has no say in. 

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    03 Sep 2021

  5. Rec 23

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    Temporarily posted to Earth, Spock finds old problems coming to haunt him.

    (Or: Spock has finally learned to ask for help. But sometimes, no one is around to listen.)

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    31 Aug 2021

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