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    This series celebrates a variety of ways David and Patrick find each other as pen pals. A group of writer friends, who love when i'm with you it feels like home by Hullomoon, were inspired to create this series in a desperate need to add more pen pal fics to the fandom. The last three in the series are connected and the remainder are unrelated/standalone.
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  2. Summary

    A series of Season 4 canon-divergent AUs, in which David and Patrick say "I love you" for the first time in different episodes.

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    Missing moments from Patrick & Alexis's quasi-sibling relationship.

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  1. Public Bookmark 75

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    It’s just, how do you go from friendly, sometimes flirty banter to “Hey, remember all that porn and longing you read? I wrote it and you were a big inspiration. Anyway, restock the bath bombs?”

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    21 Aug 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 89

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    “You won’t even think about it?”

    “I just don’t want you to inevitably have to divorce me when you find out how truly ill-equipped I am to be outdoors. I would miss you terribly.”

    “What if I send you a link to the campground’s website to have a look, and ask for it to be my one and only birthday gift this year.”

    “Your one and only birthday gift? You want nothing else than to sleep with your outdoors-averse husband in a tent overnight? Nothing else at all?”

    “That is correct.”

    David takes a moment, and for a very brief second hates how much and how apparently unconditionally he loves Patrick.

    “Please send me the link, I will think about it.” He holds a finger up to Patrick’s delighted face. “I will think about it.”

    “That’s all I ask.”

    *****

    David does not do the outdoors. Until he does.

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    08 Aug 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    26 May 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 18

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    A curse has been laid on you that will remain,
    Thanks to mistreatment, cruelty and pain,
    And the symptoms will persist,
    Until you get your true loves kiss.

    OR, David has been turned into a cat AU, and he needs his true loves kiss to be turned back into a human.

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    11 May 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 50

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    Arrangement: Fall Bundle Arrangement
    Deliver to: Rose Ink
    Delivery date: 10/9/19
    Ordered by: David Rose
    Message: Make sure the roses aren’t horny this time!!

    Patrick snorts when he sees the message, scribbling a quick note onto the card and tucking it between the roses:
    Don’t worry David, I double checked and there’s nothing horny about these roses

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    or, an enemies-to-lovers Flower/Tattoo Shop au

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    11 May 2021

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