16 Works by DesdemonaKaylose in Phineas and Ferb

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    Backstories have consequences. You learn to tough it out.

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    After all, Heinz and Peter had already managed to build themselves a relationship that had nothing to do with thwarting or villainy. Perry was the one who didn't know quite where he stood anymore.

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    Detective Perry Fletcher, fearless snoop, unravels the bizarre web of a stolen item that seems to have no true owner. And has tea with his old nemesis.

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    Mystery accepts that maybe he does need help with this whole nemesis... relationship... thing.

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    Your crooked love is just a pyramid scheme

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    It's been a couple days since the adventure in the second dimension was put away once and for all, and OWCA is still uneasily waiting for the dust to settle. Meanwhile, Perry can't help but see some things in a new light.

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    Of all the offices in all the tristate area, he walked into this one.

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    Roger is all too aware that his family isn't perfect. But, he thinks, if they can just accept it and move forward, put all this nastiness behind them, surely they can make it a proper family at last. If they'll just work with him, if they'll just try-

    He doesn't understand why Heinz can't let it go.

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    Contributions in the evil college AU:

    Evil college is actually more like grad school. Most of the professors are retired villains with an impressive resume of practical evil behind them, but Doctor Doofenshmirtz has never actually been a full scale villain—he took a couple years away from academia with a part time nemesis while he was raising his daughter, but after the divorce he contracted out and picked up the teaching position.

    Agent P, once again without a proper nemesis, has been shuffled into an infiltration program. Target? The College of Evil.

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    Perry is not equipped to deal with the implications of the repulsinator.

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    Things are continuously taking a turn for the weird--just when you think you're on the same page, he goes and does something like this.

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    Elves only come for beautiful children.

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    Some things about you are the same, but more and more you're noticing the differences. You're not sure which makes you more uneasy.

    Scenes in the second dimension.

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    for the prompt: "something exploring the fucked up dynamics between their 2nd dimension counterparts because the world needs more of that."

    Perry isn't certain what his nature is, now.

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    Or, "How Perry Became the Ambassador of France Before Even Visiting France That Night ".

    See, there was this one time that Heinz had a man-crush on a guy who was definitely not Perry the Platypus. It's... kind of a long story.

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    "Show me a Christmas during Heinz's childhood. In such a ludicrously traumatic family, how was it always okay? Did the Doofenshmirtzes celebrate Christmas more or less like an ordinary family? Did the four of them all treat each other decently on Christmas Day? Or does Doof just have a skewed sense of 'fine'?"

    An average Christmas at the Doofenshmirtz household, and by average we mean absolutely, horrifyingly average.

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    1/1
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    1
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    167
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1457

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