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  1. Summary

    Welcome to the condomless in the creek collaborative series. Each work is an alternate take on a time that David and Patrick discuss their condom usage, or lack thereof. They do not exist in the same timeline and are not necessarily consistent with each other.

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  2. Summary

    A podfic series of the works in the written series “never saw you coming, never gonna be the same“ by singsongsung, doing the most, and sonlali.

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  4. Summary

    We are a bunch of thirsty writers who fell into a spiral of lust thinking about David and/or Patrick noticing the other's dick print in their grey sweatpants. And after much chaos and flailing, this is the end result.

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    Fics surrounding MTP

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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    In which Eames goes home, Cobb calls in a favour, and Arthur makes his way through London. This is a story about big cities with nice hotel rooms, babysitting when your best friend is gone, and determinedly not falling in love with the bane of your life.

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    20 Oct 2021

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  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    David knows this line of work isn’t for everyone, and it isn’t even something some people are willing to talk or think about. And he knows that’s part of why he loves it. Ever since the first afternoon he’d walked into the mortuary, armed with a case of discount makeup and a healthy fear of what he was about to see, he’d been surprised at how well the funeral industry suited him.

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    20 Oct 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    Two months of solitude, seven hundred square feet of locked, cold, heavenly real estate, and no way to escape: The voice on the other end of the line is Eames’ destiny.

    (Sequel to Orbit)

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    16 Oct 2021

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  4. Public Bookmark 35

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    "It's not romantic," Arthur scoffs. He softens immediately. “He’s up there by himself. It’s my job to keep him feeling connected to home.”

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    16 Oct 2021

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  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Arthur wakes up and realizes the last ten years of his life have been a dream. He is nineteen, and he can barely remember where he is. What he can remember is the ghost of Eames’ hands pressed down on his chest trying frantically to stop the blood flooding up around his fingers as Arthur died (as he woke up).

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    10 Oct 2021

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