DelilahMcMuffin



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    Short fics based on prompts from the Rosebudd’s Prompt Jukebox.

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    Prompts submitted on Tumblr

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    Welcome to the condomless in the creek collaborative series. Each work is an alternate take on a time that David and Patrick discuss their condom usage, or lack thereof. They do not exist in the same timeline and are not necessarily consistent with each other.

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    Podfics in the Schitt’s Creek fandom, read by me! I’m new to podfics, and am currently doing all recording and editing on my phone, so sometimes the quality is not the best. But I love these stories and I hope I’ve done them justice. But most of all, I hope you enjoy listening!

    D McM

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  1. Public Bookmark 20

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    Patrick contemplates on his performance at Open Mic Night and David returns the favor. Just another Open Mic fic.
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    Their noses are almost touching when they break apart and David looks a little wary but also extremely wanton. Patrick can’t get enough of David when he’s flushed and breathing heavy like this. He tweaks a nipple, rubbing over it with the pad of his thumb.

    “So there’s something that I’d really like to do for you.” David starts. “To properly thank you.” His face is hopeful but guarded as he puts a hand on the side of Patrick’s face gently. “But I need you to be one hundred percent on board.” 

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    03 Mar 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    The bad thing about being a world-famous contemporary artist is… actually, there are many bad things. The clout-chasers and users. The frenzied hoards of tabloid “reporters” and paparazzi vultures. The pressure from interviewers, curators, collectors, and art critics to pigeon-hole himself, or, at the very least, be consistent enough for them to do it for him. The neverending demands that he ascribe an approved meaning to his art. The elitist club at the very top of the art world pyramid, which David has never been a member of, what with his postmodern, mixed-media, performance piece style of art that in equal parts seems to shock and disgust and enthrall.

    Or, an alternate universe where David is a famous, reclusive modern contemporary artist and Patrick is the art critic who is interviewing him about his new exhibition.

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    02 Mar 2021

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  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    and there are some like us,
    just walking, making our feet move ahead of us,
    a little bored, a little lost, a little angry,
    walking as though we were really going somewhere,
    walking as if there was something to see at Adelaide or maybe on King,
    something that will give a fair return for this use of shoe-leather,
    something that will make us smile with a strange new
    happiness, a lost but recovered joy.

    - Raymond Souster, “Yonge Street Saturday Night”

    [Podfic of A Fair Return, written by thingswithwings]

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    02 Mar 2021

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  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    “Thank you for calling 94.1 CBC Radio, this is ‘What the Folk’, my name is Patrick and you’re on the air!” His voice sounds too loud in his headphones, and he hopes to God he’s not shouting. Shouting at his first ever on-air caller would be just his fucking luck.

    “Hi, Patrick? Yes, who do I speak to about the fact that you’ve played six Lumineers songs in the last hour?”

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    Patrick is a late-night folk radio DJ, David is the owner of a car with a broken radio dial and opinions that need to be shared.

    [Podfic of I don't gamble but if I did I'd bet on us, written by ships-to-sail]

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    02 Mar 2021

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  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    David Rose needs a sixth person for ultimate (trivia) game play. Enter Patrick Brewer.

    It's two smart idiots falling in love.

    [Podfic of The More You Know, written by Likerealpeopledo]

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    02 Mar 2021

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