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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    When Lois gets roped into dropping off some files at Clark’s apartment, she discovers he has a kid. Seven-year-old Conner may just win her heart (for his dad) yet.

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    23 Feb 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    A mash-up of The Princess Bride and Spideytorch.

    Johnny's one true love, Peter, perishes at sea, and he is soon after forced into an engagement with the tyrannical king, Victor Von Doom. Can his sister Sue and her friends, Reed and Ben, save him from an unsavory marriage? And who is the masked man who pursues them so tirelessly?

    Features Johnny as Buttercup, Peter as Westley, Sue as Inigo Montoya, Reed as Vizzini, Ben as Fezzik, Doom as Humperdinck.

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    By the time Jonathan Lowell Spencer Storm turned fifteen, he was already the twentieth handsomest man alive.

    He was very, very aware of this fact, of course, because all of the boys and girls in his village swooned at his feet if he so much as smiled at them. It was really very tiring.

    Johnny had to be careful about not smiling too frequently when he was out and about, or it would be simply impossible to get anywhere. The streets would be littered with his fainting suitors, and stepping over them became tedious rather quickly.

    Johnny was never interested in any of his suitors. They were all dull, uninteresting, and not particularly witty. He hardly paid them any attention at all, unless he was stepping over them.

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    23 Feb 2021

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    If Jonathan Storm was the movie star Betty said he was, he looked the part: Hair like spun gold in perfect curls atop slender features, with eyes bluer than the Hudson in midsummer. “Normally I’d ask what a dame like you is doing in a place like this, but”—Peter cast a glance up his guest—“you’re not exactly a dame, are you?”

    Storm flashed a weak smile. “I can be, if you want.”

    Peter raised an eyebrow. Storm turned beet-red.

    “I mean. I’m. I didn’t mean that.” Storm huffed and shoved out a hand. “Johnny Storm.”

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    It's 1933, Peter Parker has just shut down a Nazi eugenist and lost one of his oldest friends, and life in the big city is as joyless and hardscrabble as ever. Then Johnny Storm, movie star with a soul made of sunshine, walks through Peter's door, asking for his help. The rest, as they say, is history.

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    20 Feb 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    “She has your hair,” Tommy jibes, but he’s smiling soft and sweet and holding his niece with so much care Billy doesn’t even try to be mad at him.

    Not that he actually could if he wanted to. He’s floating. Glowing. Possibly literally every now and then.

    The baby scrunches her face then, tickled by her blanket, and suddenly she’s matching it, polka dots and tiny sheep hopping over fences and all, covering the soft skin of her face and her tiny fists and what little other skin her onesie and blanket aren’t covering.

    “She got that from her other daddy, huh?” Tommy laughs, and Billy just blinks at his daughter helplessly.

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    17 Feb 2021

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    Sgt. Amy Rohrbach learns that her partner, rookie cop Dick Grayson, is not what he seems. Or how Amy finds out that Dick Grayson is the heir to the entire Wayne fortune and meets some of the Batfam.

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    08 Feb 2021