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Harry Potter Airplane Joke



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    “Eh, the lines between good guy and bad guy are crossed pretty easily,” Naruto replies cheerfully.

    Well, can’t argue with that.

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    Obito returns to Konoha after a bloody reunion with his soulmate.

    Shenanigans ensue.

    Oh, and he and Kakashi eventually get around to taking care of Madara. That’s kind of important. Wouldn’t, ah, want to allow the apocalypse to happen.

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    Fem!Harry. Percy Weasley had his whole life planned out. He just never planned for the incorrigible infatuation Antoinette Potter would be. But really, if there was perfection in this world, than his beloved Toni in his arms was it. This is how their Story unfolds.

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    It begins in 1943. Tom Riddle searches for his place in the world, and ends up getting captured by HYDRA. After being saved by a crazy muggle in spandex, he must learn to adapt to the new playing field, and have some odd friendships along the way. AU. Soldier!Tom Riddle. No pairings. Starts in CA:TFA but will spread to the other films. UPLOADED FROM FANFICTION

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    Betad by Eider Down.

    Severus remembered dying, bleeding out, his consciousness barely there. He remembered pain. He remembered his one last look into those green eyes, doomed as they were to join him soon in death. His heart ached, as his neck ached, as his body ached.
    He greeted death as a friend.

    Severus didn't expect to wake up. It was rather disconcerting, really. One moment he was drifting away, and the next he was aware of his body again, just as sore as before. It felt approximately the way he imagined coming back from the brink of death should feel like. Which is to say, fucking awful.

    Hell would have been preferable, instead he's now back in the past, inexplicably in the infant body of Harry Potter. What should he do? Can he change events for the better? Whom can he trust?

    Meanwhile, there's something slightly...off about his cousin Dudley. Only time will tell, but at least that's something he has plenty of now.
    Severus is about to find out why they say you should walk a mile in someone's shoes before judging them.

    A different time travel fix-it. Likely the oddest Severitus (Sevitus) you'll ever read.

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