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Buttercups by DarkInuFan
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
01 Mar 2021
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"you’re going to have to take off your rings. Unless you want to be picking out dough for the next week or so.” The purely decorative ones were the easiest. Big stones that he would use to flaunt his noble status, or pawn for some extra coin when funds were low. They were gifts from lovers, or part of his payment at the various courts he had attended to. The next was the signet ring that Letho gave him for his graduation at Oxenfurt. The Viper school medallion in miniature and spelled so that any letter sealed with it would find its way to Letho’s hands unmolested.
The last one though, was the most difficult to remove. The inside was inscribed with runes that had held the glamor in place for the better part of the past 30 years.
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In Wine, Truth by DarkInuFan
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
28 Feb 2021
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“‘Witchers are sterile’ I know.” He couldn’t see them, but he could feel Jaskier throwing frustrated hands behind him. “And that’s apparently a lie. Just like ‘Witchers don’t have emotions’.”
“Yeah, okay, that one is bullshit. Still, Witchers are actually sterile, or we’d have lots of little Geralts running around, causing havoc and grunting.”
Jaskier couldn’t help it, he grunted. Lambert’s face slowly blanked and he looked down, actually studying Jaskier’s face. “I’m going to fucking murder him!”Part 2 of Water of the Womb, I highly suggest reading that first.
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That One Wish Guy by DarkInuFan
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Amazing Devil (Band), The Witcher (TV)
21 Feb 2021
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The bard looked around, shoulders slumping in both relief and disappointment when he couldn’t immediately spot Geralt. The white hair and unmistakable gold eyes had startled him at first when he spotted the man at the bar. And then their eyes met, and he had seen open shock and, dare he say, joy, in the rough face. He knew that Geralt was alive after all this time- how could he not be- but last he heard, the man was three towns over and heading east. At least, that’s what his informant had said. 700 years of avoiding the man, and there he was, sitting at the bar with that stupid, lovely, gormless, rugged mug that hadn’t changed in all this time.
Damnit, Geralt was still as beautiful as ever.
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Water of the Womb by DarkInuFan
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
21 Feb 2021
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Using his boot knife, he carefully pried the seal apart and unfolded the letter to read. After a few minutes, Vesemir sighed and carefully folded the letter back up, tucking it away in his desk where his boys wouldn’t find it easily. “Tell me, what do you know of the contents of this letter?”
“That it was to come to you, sir, and that I was to take it myself. That I-“ Jaskier took a breath and spoke something that he hadn’t spoken out loud in decades. “That I was a Witcher’s bastard son and that you would know what to do with me when she passed.”
“You are aware that Witchers are sterile, don’t you, boy?”
“Yes, uh, yes. Geralt told me at one point. It’s just that, well-“
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“Flattering as this all is,” Jaskier swore that he had never seen this witcher before in his life, but his heart swooped like it did reuniting with Geralt in the spring. “I do believe you have me mistaken for someone else. As much as I admire Witchers and their difficult profession, I am, in fact, a bard.”
Taking a staggered step forward, Lambert raised a hand, just barely not touching the bard’s cheek and gave a watery smile. “Melitele, you even sound the same.”
Jaskier's brows furrowed. “I-” Lambert pressed his bare hand to Jaskier’s cheek. Instinctively, he pressed back, his eyes fluttering. Then squeezing shut with a grunt, a shudder, then a full-body twitch before his body seized and fell to the dirt.
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Blood of the Covenant is Thicker than Water of the Womb by DarkInuFan
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 Mar 2021
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The Selkie, The Dragon, and Their Queen by DarkInuFan
Fandom: 3Below, Gargoyles (Cartoon), Tales of Arcadia (Cartoons), Trollhunters - Daniel Kraus & Guillermo del Toro
06 Dec 2019
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As the trio grow up, they find that there are more than Humans and Trolls in the world.
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Bottom line is: They don't know Jack about Jack.
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After getting ejected from the corrupted wormhole alone, Hunk crashes into a planet. Good news: he also crashed into the Galra warship orbiting the planet and took it out with him, so no Galra attacks. Bad news: there was a Galra soldier on that ship with very young infants, and Hunk just can't leave helpless babies behind to die with their parent!
But Hunk has no idea what to do with babies. At least he's part alien and pretty sure he can actually, you know, feed them and everything (he'd never thought spontaneously lactating would ever be anything but mortifying) but what if they get sick or something? So he could really use some help! Or even just some company.
His luck takes a turn for the better when a friendly Galra named Ulaz shows up in response to his distress signal. Ulaz knows how to take care of babies, and has a nice safe base to house Hunk and Yellow until the Castle can find him. And Ulaz is kind, and helpful, and attractive, and smells so good...
Oh dear.
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Friendship Panties and Why Clint Absolutely Loathes Them by weird_situation
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012)
01 Jun 2012
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Clint, Tony, and Darcy go undercover. Shenanigans ensue.
(This is the extended cut of Rub That Glitter and Grease Around)