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The Great Unsnappening of Derry, Maine, circa 2016 by iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
09 Dec 2019
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“I mean, once you kill the beast that’s usually where the story ends, isn’t it? There’s not supposed to be some crazy… hundreds-of-people-brought-back-from-colonial-fucking-times bullshit, right?”
“Well… in Jaws, they were fighting a shark,” Ben tries, and God, this guy is exactly as too fucking nice as he was when he was about a foot shorter and two feet wider, because he’s actually humoring Richie with this. “We were fighting something decidedly less… normal, so it makes sense that what follows might be a bit abnormal, too.”
“A bit abnormal? You’re calling all this a bit abnormal, Haystack?”
Or: Killing It doesn’t just kill It.
Derry is now dealing with a new nightmare of the legal and logistical sort, Richie doesn’t want to look a gift turtle in the mouth, the Losers Club is better with kids than their parents ever were, and Eddie Kaspbrak is a mess. Not that that’s news to anyone.
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Bookmarked by DaniTomlinson
27 Feb 2021
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“So… what are you wearing?”
“You’ve got to be kidding me.”
Richie laughs on the phone, delighted by Eddie’s deadpan dismay. “I’m only kidding if you’re offended.”
“I’m not offended,” says Eddie. “It's just that phone sex isn’t a real thing.”
Richie is quiet. “What do you mean, phone sex isn’t a real thing?”
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Or: Richie goes away on tour. Eddie learns that phone sex is a real thing.
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Bookmarked by DaniTomlinson
22 Feb 2021
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They kill the fucking clown. It takes them everything they still have in them and they almost die (especially Eddie, Eddie almost dies, and Richie wishes he could say he was too out of it to remember the way he clung to his bleeding body as the rest of them were lifting him up to get him out, or the gaping hole at Eddie’s shoulder and the blood running down his chin) — but they kill the fucking clown.
It gets better, from there, because let’s be honest, it can hardly get worse — and also because, like Bev says, it’s only possible to move on once you’ve accepted what’s happened to you.
So, Richie —
Richie’s never been so good at accepting anything, has he?
Bookmarked by DaniTomlinson
18 Feb 2021
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richie tozier ✓ @trashmouth heterosexuals really are out here being like “oh man it sucks so much that im on lock down for the foreseeable future with the person i married” like EXCUSE U being stuck with my husband for the next few weeks is the BEST THING THAT S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
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- Part 12 of Retweet Verse
Bookmarked by DaniTomlinson
18 Feb 2021
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richie tozier ✓ @trashmouth @EKaspbrak how big is that dick tho ? #AskEKaspbrak
Edward Kaspbrak ✓ @EKaspbrak @trashmouth My day was okay.
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- Part 11 of Retweet Verse
Bookmarked by DaniTomlinson
18 Feb 2021