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  1. Public Bookmark 44

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    After the French Connection job, Parker really did get it. Eliot kept putting his heart into every meal he created. Hardison just liked to eat delicious food.

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    13 Oct 2019

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    Finally, Aziraphale spoke. “You mean to say— you got us married?”

    “Just as a precaution, I never really thought I’d end up discorporated again, it’d been ages, you just don’t get stampedes or assassinations like you used to —”

    “You got us married, and you didn’t tell me?”

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    Crowley gets inconveniently discorporated. And it’s not like it’s ever been easy to get a new body, but this time around, things really aren’t looking good. His new innuendo-obsessed lust-demon of a coworker honestly isn’t helping things.

    Meanwhile, Aziraphale has a dead body to contend with, and an occult mortician & his very normal daughter to fend off. What lengths will he go to in order to get Crowley back to Earth?

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    09 Oct 2019

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    Hilarious, many excellent quips, and fun OCs

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    Crowley sleeps for five days, eats pancakes, and is brave enough for both of them.

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    06 Oct 2019

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  4. Public Bookmark 70

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    Don't believe everything you read on the Internet—unless, of course, you're an angel with reality-warping powers.

    (Which is to say, it turns out there really are hot single MILFs in Aziraphale's area. And they do want to meet.)

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    25 Sep 2019

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    “How dare you!” Aziraphale shouts.

    “It’s not personal!” the demon shouts back, peeking around the edge of the bookshelf. Aziraphale flings a blessing at him, but he jerks back before it can land. “I was assigned to you.”

    “I’ll smite you back to Hell, you—you—snake!”

    “Funny you should say that,” the demon mutters, before lifting his voice again. “Or how about we carry on what we’re doing and not attract the attention from Downstairs, yeah? Or Upstairs, for that matter.”
     

    Or: Aziraphale has been assigned to secure The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch. He really shouldn’t have been surprised to learn that Hell had an agent of their own assigned to him.

    Luckily for him, Crowley is a dreadful spy.

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