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    Maybe it starts when Jim, with a mischievous smirk plastered onto their face, suggests an idea they have for a competition. Something that'll be really entertaining, for a few weeks at least. A way to finally get back at Izzy Hands for being an irritating bastard all this time.

    "The idea is really very simple," Jim starts, "two people compete in order to win Izzy's affections. Whoever seduces Izzy the fastest wins."

    Or: Stede and Edward lose a few games of rock, paper, scissors and ending up competing to see who can seduce Izzy quickest. Izzy, understandably, quickly becomes utterly baffled with everyone's behaviour.

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    ‘Just so I understand,’ Izzy says, voice steely in a way that would have most men quaking with fear, but only earns him an indulgent smile from Stede, ‘you’re going to enforce mandatory bonding time for me with the rest of the crew so that I can… learn to get along with them?’


    Or, Stede organises a sleepover to try and get to know Izzy better. Somewhere in between wearing Stede's clothes and getting his nails painted, Izzy loses his mind.

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    23 Apr 2022

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    Harry Potter lived his very poor existence until Voldemort hit him with an Avada Kadavra in The Forbidden Forest. We all know the story. However, what we didn't know was that Harry's entire life was a lie. Neither did he, until he met Death. Death has been, not so patiently, waiting for his master to finally come to him. He knows when he tells Harry about the manipulations of a certain old fool that there will be Hell to pay. Join Harry and Death as they set out to right the wrongs of the past. Along the way there will be plenty of vengeance to deal out and a lot of torture for those who are deserving.

    Now, if Death could just keep a certain obsessive Dark Lord from trying to seduce his precious master.....

     

    11/18/2022 - I updated and polished this story. I added a ton of new material and gave a bit more history of how things came to be as they are. Hope you all enjoy!

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    13 Jan 2022

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    Chuuya gets a new puppy and pretends to name him Osamu, to wind Dazai up. Little does he know, he inadvertedly starts a series of events where Dazai gets more and more jealous of a dog, and is forced to do something about it.

     

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    Dazai gets progressively more and more annoyed and horny until he and Chuuya accidentally fall into bed with one another.

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    29 Nov 2021

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    Kylo looked like death warmed over, his eyes closed. No one was watching them.
    Hux raised one gloved palm to his face and, careful not to smear his mouth, licked it. Kylo Ren’s blood was the best he’d ever had.

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    14 Aug 2021