Fandoms: Trollhunters - Daniel Kraus & Guillermo del Toro, Tales of Arcadia (Cartoons), Trollhunters (Tales of Arcadia), 3 Below (Tales of Arcadia), Wizards (Tales of Arcadia)
04 Oct 2020
“Happy Hunger Games! And may the odd—wait, wrong fandom.”
A figure steps onto a stage, lit by a single spotlight. The female figure drops all of the speaker cards. They scatter, some disappear into thin air. The figure blames Merlin.
“Welcome to,” The figure gestures behind them, “whatever this is.”
“This is the story of Abigail,” The speaker is literally making this up on the go, “This is the story of an adopted sister protecting her brother from the horrors of the world. She has many problems, quite a lot in fact. That never stopped her. Here lies the story of— (Why you never give coffee to this particular Lake?) No. (How about pirates?) No.” The figure gets visibly annoyed at the intrusion, “(Ooohh, how about why these descriptions can only be 1,250 characters long?) WILL YOU SHUT IT! (Sorry)”
She is visibly seething before forcing a calm, “Lovelies, this a story of Evil Troll Overlords, an INCREDIBLY stupid Amulet (that just might be right), Nutty Assassins (Aliens and not), Crazy Wizards, four armed Aliens (Akiridions), stupid rules, friends and family bonds that last lifetimes.
So hop on this shitty train and enjoy the story.”
(Or in which one uncaffeinated Lake beats ass)
- Part 1 of Of Caffeinated Lakes and Other Drabbles