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    Steve Rogers just wanted to sell good, nourishing, cheap food from his food truck. Now the crazy fusion chefs from TOBRU are calling him a hipster, the avant garde restaurant "Shield" across the street has declared war on chains, and...well, then there's Thor, who thinks Steve's habit of licking food is weird.

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    11 Mar 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 29

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    Ever wished you could read The Adventure Zone instead of listen to it? Ever wish it was a novel, instead of a podcast? Then this is the story for you. Over the course of however long this takes, I will be painstakingly translating TAZ Balance into a readable story, cutting out the ooc chatter, and translating dice rolls into character actions. It'll be a work in progress!

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    15 Oct 2018

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    16 Mar 2017

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    “Theo Altman,” Emma said smugly.

    Billy stared at the pictures in his hands. He tried to speak, couldn’t, then moistened his suddenly dry lips with the tip of his tongue. “… he’s the jeans guy.”

    “Calvin’s current campaign model, yes. I had lunch with his agent last week.” Emma studied her nails critically, as though Billy wasn’t gaping at her and Tommy snickering from his place on the couch.

    “Altman wants to make the jump into film, you need a date to get rid of the ‘fake gay’ buzz. You take him to some parties, introduce him around to the people he needs to know, and make sure the paparazzi manage a few flattering shots of you staring dreamily into each other’s eyes. Then you have a sad breakup, we announce that you’d like the press to respect your privacy, and everything goes back to normal.” She waved airily. “Dead simple, even you could pull it off.”

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    04 Mar 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 25

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    US Weekly scans - November 25 2010
    Everyone's calling them The Avengers but who exactly are they? US Weekly speculates on the identity of the team members. Content most likely has been sanitised by S.H.I.E.L.D. before going to press. Written in the style of a typical trashy gossip rag. Includes transcript.

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    03 Feb 2017