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    David discovers that Patrick has had a YouTube channel for years, in which he gives helpful life advice on a variety of topics. Watching his way through the channel, he discovers that the subscribers are big fans of Patrick's...well, everything...and endlessly fascinated by his mentions of The Mysterious David, who he first calls his business partner, then his boyfriend, and now his husband. Now that David's found out about "How, Patrick?" and its 400,000 subscribers, will Patrick's fans finally get to meet their favorite host's never-seen husband?

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    02 Jan 2021

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    They don’t even really celebrate Thanksgiving, but every year like clockwork his father rolls out the happy family image to impress whatever clients and major corporations he’s trying to ass kiss that holiday season. This time though Magnus doesn’t feel like playing along, enter Alec Lightwood bad date for hire.

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    27 Nov 2020

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    Trust doesn't come easily to David, but with Patrick, he thinks he's finally learning. Then an accident puts that trust to the test.

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  5. Rec 19

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    Magnus’ eyes are a battling storm of color, conflicted as they make their way across Alec’s body, from the point of contact where his hand is burning against his chest, languorously up his neck and lips, until they lock eyes. It’s all Alec can do not to shift his hips up, not to let himself seek out the friction he desperately wants because it’s not warranted. Magnus has done nothing but touch the bare skin of his chest with a palm and look into his eyes and Alec’s already half-hard and ready.

    The motion catches Magnus’ gaze and he dips his head down to whisper against Alec’s ear. “I don’t ever entertain house calls, but perhaps tonight I’ll make an exception.”

    Companion fic to Some Nights, in which Magnus is summoned and Alec is more than a little desperate.
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    16 May 2020