ColdToTheBone



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    Three times Mondstadt’s Wine Tycoon and the Ordo’s Calvary Captain go at it without protection, and one time someone actually gets knocked up.

    (For people this smart, they are actually idiots.)

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    Lan Sizhui reaches forward and grips Jin Ling’s erection through the fabric. There’s no sense in being coy.

    “I thought you might want help with this,” he says matter-of-factly.

    Jin Ling shoots up from the floor, wincing from the pain in his injured leg and the movement against his erection, still gripped tightly by Lan Sizhui. Jin Ling stares at him, horrified.

    “What the —“ he exclaims.

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    Jin Ling's hard after receiving treatment from Lan Sizhui, and Lan Sizhui decides he should take care of it.

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    29 Apr 2020

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    “‘I am a twenty-two year old chemistry student with a passion for making things explode—if you know what I mean.’”

    Kirishima grimaces from his position on the bed, torso reclining and legs resting up against the wall. “Bro, Bakugou would never write something like that. We need this to be as in-character as possible if we want to get back at him.”

    From the desk, Kaminari hums in thought. “What if I add a winky face at the end?”

    “Okay, I mean, that’s closer—but still not close enough.”

    (Kaminari and Kirishima make Bakugou a profile on a dating website in an attempt of a prank. It does not go as planned.)

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    One of the conditions in the Cloud Recesses was that when Lan Sect disciples turned eighteen, they had to attend a mandatory lecture to educate them about physical intimacy with the opposite sex. Lan Sizhui and Lan Jingyi, who had both just turned eighteen that year, were required to attend such a lecture, given by none other than the strict and proper Lan Qiren himself.

    📙 Lan Qiren teaches sex ed. There are no actual birds mentioned in this story.

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    04 Mar 2020

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    It’s a really unfortunate thing, developing a crush on your husband. Wei Ying had assumed this would be easy. Lan Zhan had been so icy and unpleasant to him, it had never occurred to him that he might end up spending the next however many years with this dumb, burning feeling in his chest whenever he looks at him.

    “Okay,” says Wei Ying. “But tell me if I…if the pretending gets to be too hard, okay?”

    “It will not,” says Lan Zhan, quietly certain.

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