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A green bath with a mortician window; a lady is facing away fom the viewer, naked except for a cloth slug low around her hips. Perhaps she'll enter the bath, perhaps she's just an attendant, preparing the room for a future bather.



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    This series is complete as-is. More works may be added in the future.


    This is a mostly-MCU universe assumes that Tony Stark attended MIT from 1981 to 1986. Building 20 still stood, and the crack epidemic was going strong in the industrial area and housing projects abutting the North-East edge of campus. MIT was - and remains - an institution like no other, and this story tries to introduce it to us through Tony's eyes.


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    Pure crack. What if Stewjon was a Creepy (and Kooky) dark planet? What if the rare Light-side child was given to the Jedi, at least until the shiny wears off? What if the Mandalorians were the only ones who would look at a Stewjon celebration and join in rather than calling for the riot squad?

    Updates randomly, but comments feed the muse!

    (JangObi end goal, but it will take a while)

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    "How much do you know about legends?" the man asked abruptly.

    Brian shrugged. "There's lots. They involve magic."

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    One million dollars for one night. That could change your life.

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    Leonard has a chance meeting with Sybok in a bar on New Vulcan, and Sybok shows him a whole new philosophy on life and one-night stands.

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    Enticement by DahYelTal

    New Vulcan has bars, markets, and V'tosh ka'tur. Bones has a one-night stand with Sybok.


    Maybe Leonard was just hanging out with the wrong kind of Vulcans because these ones looked the opposite of stuffy. And that one with the laugh? Looked like a more Sareky version of Spock, and damn, was he handsome.

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    And they won't shut up about how his clothes reflect on Naboo. Really, being a Sith Emperor is not a reason to make your Nubian ancestors suffer second-hand embarrassment, is it?

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    In Which Palpatine Suffers a Ghost Infestation by BloodyMary

    Noting but a short laugh: Palpatine is haunted by Nubian ghosts critiquing his (regrettable) fashion choices.


    It was on the day of his triumph—the day when the Jedi Order fell and he crowned himself Emperor—that Darth Sidious heard the voice of his father whisper into his ear. It was slightly disconcerting, given that his father had been dead for years now.

    “Flesh of my flesh, red?” Cosinga Palpatine asked. His tone was that of cool, well-bred disapproval. “With your complexion?”