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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    Snape recognized Lockhart less by his bright blue eyes and more by the disorder that always seemed to accompany him.

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    24 Jul 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    Severus Snape was an experienced and professional spy. Stress, however, can get to anyone so one night while on a mission for his two "masters" he is caught by the man he wants to see the least.

    Gilderoy Lockhart.

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    04 Jul 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    based on a Tumblr post I made @snapextherapy about Snape's cat getting knocked up by Lockhart's cat, and the shenanigans that ensued.

    this entire thing is unbeta'd I'm so sorry

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    21 Aug 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    The real Mycroft Holmes watches and comments on episodes of BBC Sherlock, the dramatization of Dr Watson's famous blog. Inspired by Mark Gatiss' 2020 youku advert.

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    03 Aug 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 78

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    The man was utterly incompetent. He was useless. He was a moron. And yet somehow the Bat of the Dungeons found himself growing fond of the sight of periwinkle and bleached teeth.

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    That time when Snape realized, with much horror, that he was being hit on by the new Defense professor and he did not immediately curse him for it.

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    03 May 2020