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    Colin is a touchy guy. Jamie knows this. Rebecca fucking Welton knows this. Everybody who has ever met Colin knows this.

    And, they're footballers. They get a free pass on physical affection and entire stadiums full of die-hard fans who will no-homo on their behalf.

    Jamie has just never been mates with a touchy person before with the added layer of said touchy person seemingly deciding that you're fair game to use as a teddy bear. He's never allowed anyone to be touchy with him the way he allows Colin to be, really. It's mad, and he has nobody but himself to blame.

    Or: Jamie discovers not only that he has feelings, but that he's gone and caught them for Colin. What's a reformed twat to do?

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    27 Apr 2023

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    Subtitle: An Ode to Sandor Clegane's Penis

    Sansa has a dirty little secret: she is addicted to watching porn, particularly videos posted by a certain H0undX88.
    Sandor has a dirty little secret: he is addicted to making porn, particularly of the male solo variety.
    Sansa bought a fixer-up lakehouse in Wakefield, NH and is in over her head.
    Sandor is a handyman in Wakefield, NH.

    See where I'm going with this?

    GRRM's wonderful and beloved characters + my original (perverse) plot

    Fan praise for A Harmless Addiction:
    "Literally the best SanSan I've read here. Hilarious, sexy, excellently written..."
    "This is the loudest and longest I've laughed in a LONG time!"
    "What a total joyride this story is!"
    "The dialog in this story is A++"
    "This was absolutely one of my favorite modern AUs I have ever read. The dialogue was amazing"
    "This fic was super sexy, hilariously funny and heart meltingly sweet."
    "I think I am addicted to this fic."
    "Stellar, a+ work, I love it, I will be saving it to read it many many times."
    "You do sweet dirty perfectly"

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    12 Aug 2021

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    Derek doesn't exactly expect to invite a sleepy Spencer over for a movie night after a case, but his blinding smile in response makes him happy he did. The kiss they share the next morning makes him even happier.

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    25 Jul 2021

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    “We’ll just commit to the buddy system,” Nile says.

    “Buddy system?” Booker asks, eyebrows raised.

     

    OR: Nile goes clubbing, gets lost in Ireland, learns to swing dance, dies in Portugal, and falls in love. Mostly in that order.

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    12 Sep 2020

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    Best fic ever, prepare for a seratonin injection

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    Nicolo has a growing list of Things That No Longer Make Sense. They go as follows:

    1) He can no longer die. Which, in itself, is pretty strange.
    2) The man he killed multiple times is somehow, impossibly, like him.
    3) He may or may not be having a crisis of faith.
    4) His former enemy is treating him like a friend. Even defending him, the man that can't die.
    5) And, most confusing of all, why does he like it when Yusuf smiles at him like THAT?

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    01 Aug 2020

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