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Roy Kent investigates (or: Roy Kent gets the wrong end of the stick, jumps to conclusions, and self-sabotages his way into a revelation) by CluelessFangirl
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
03 Mar 2024
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Something is happening with Jamie. Roy has noticed. It's obvious, he's dating someone new. He's changed his hair, started painting his nails, and he keeps using words with more than three syllables. Not always correctly, mind you, but he's clearly making an effort for someone.
Roy is determined to find out what's going on - in a professional capacity, of course. It's his job to check in on his players, even if that means sticking his nose into Tartt's love life.
Roy is going to find out what's happening with Jamie Tartt, even if no one else is willing to help.
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Rupert Mannion has gone missing, and Coach Beard is fairly sure he knows exactly what happened.
(This is crackfic treated seriously, inspired by this tweet - https://twitter.com/_lassotheodore/status/1654675402428764164?s=46&t=T6F0Xa1r2sct1ee_TdF0Yw )
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These Arms of Mine by CluelessFangirl
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV)
17 Oct 2020
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“Hey babe, I know you said you didn’t want anything but I got you another iced tea anyway”
Too-gorgeous-for-this-world man was back, and holding out a drink to Finn… what? Finn’s confusion must have shown on his face, because too-gorgeous-for-this-world winked at him (oh god, he winked?!) and turned to the douchebag.
“Hey pal, I’m the boyfriend, who are you?” Oh. Now it made sense. He had clearly seen this idiot trying to start something, and had come over to save him. Wow. That actually happened in real life?Finn Windu is just a confused masters student trying to work his life out back in the civilian world. Poe Dameron is a damaged but charming former pilot with a major crush. Leia is pretty convinced they'd be perfect together, and when is she ever wrong?
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A Poe Dameron Mother Hen Moment by CluelessFangirl for @Wherehaveyouben
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
18 Jul 2020
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This is entirely inspired by the gorgeous @wherehaveyouben and her brilliant work, which you can find here
https://archiveofourown.org/works/24839956/chapters/60086863Talking to her about Poe's supporting role made me want to write more about him, so this is set in the universe of "She Doesn't Normally Bite", and focuses on the moment Ben and Poe met.
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You and Philip Altman have been dancing around each other for months. Not anymore.
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nobody ever loved me like you do (i would just love to see me from your point of view) by incurableromancer
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
03 Jul 2022
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Colin is a touchy guy. Jamie knows this. Rebecca fucking Welton knows this. Everybody who has ever met Colin knows this.
And, they're footballers. They get a free pass on physical affection and entire stadiums full of die-hard fans who will no-homo on their behalf.
Jamie has just never been mates with a touchy person before with the added layer of said touchy person seemingly deciding that you're fair game to use as a teddy bear. He's never allowed anyone to be touchy with him the way he allows Colin to be, really. It's mad, and he has nobody but himself to blame.
Or: Jamie discovers not only that he has feelings, but that he's gone and caught them for Colin. What's a reformed twat to do?
Bookmarked by CluelessFangirl
27 Apr 2023
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A Harmless Addiction by rummy_cat
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
29 Jun 2021
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Subtitle: An Ode to Sandor Clegane's Penis
Sansa has a dirty little secret: she is addicted to watching porn, particularly videos posted by a certain H0undX88.
Sandor has a dirty little secret: he is addicted to making porn, particularly of the male solo variety.
Sansa bought a fixer-up lakehouse in Wakefield, NH and is in over her head.
Sandor is a handyman in Wakefield, NH.See where I'm going with this?
GRRM's wonderful and beloved characters + my original (perverse) plot
Fan praise for A Harmless Addiction:
"Literally the best SanSan I've read here. Hilarious, sexy, excellently written..."
"This is the loudest and longest I've laughed in a LONG time!"
"What a total joyride this story is!"
"The dialog in this story is A++"
"This was absolutely one of my favorite modern AUs I have ever read. The dialogue was amazing"
"This fic was super sexy, hilariously funny and heart meltingly sweet."
"I think I am addicted to this fic."
"Stellar, a+ work, I love it, I will be saving it to read it many many times."
"You do sweet dirty perfectly"- Language:
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Bookmarked by CluelessFangirl
12 Aug 2021
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i'll retire my bones to make you tea, and read you poetry by spencers-renaissance (tomlinsoul)
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
29 Jun 2021
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Derek doesn't exactly expect to invite a sleepy Spencer over for a movie night after a case, but his blinding smile in response makes him happy he did. The kiss they share the next morning makes him even happier.
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Bookmarked by CluelessFangirl
25 Jul 2021
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everywhere on earth you go (you're gonna have me) by nondz (pinkjook)
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
07 Sep 2020
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“We’ll just commit to the buddy system,” Nile says.
“Buddy system?” Booker asks, eyebrows raised.
OR: Nile goes clubbing, gets lost in Ireland, learns to swing dance, dies in Portugal, and falls in love. Mostly in that order.
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Bookmarked by CluelessFangirl
12 Sep 2020
Bookmarker's Notes
Best fic ever, prepare for a seratonin injection
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Nicolo has a growing list of Things That No Longer Make Sense. They go as follows:
1) He can no longer die. Which, in itself, is pretty strange.
2) The man he killed multiple times is somehow, impossibly, like him.
3) He may or may not be having a crisis of faith.
4) His former enemy is treating him like a friend. Even defending him, the man that can't die.
5) And, most confusing of all, why does he like it when Yusuf smiles at him like THAT?- Language:
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Bookmarked by CluelessFangirl
01 Aug 2020