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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    "Excuse me" Cho Chang says, putting on her best Prefect smile "But Hogwarts only allows cat, rat, or owl as a pet"
    The strange first-year with bubblegum hair and unnerving crimson eyes glances at his green bird, who is, at the moment, biting his finger with viciousness. He is bleeding... Should she be worried?
    Finally, he turns back, replying, completely monotone.
    "Dream is an owl"
    Cho Chang sputters.
    "What-?"
    "Dream is an owl"
    "I-"
    "Dream is an owl"
    "But-"
    "Dream. Is. An. Owl"
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    The adventure of Technoblade the Pig and Dream the (Not) Owl at Hogwarts. Set in year 5.

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    26 May 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 20

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    Philza was chosen for a mission to look after living beings on different planets. He didn’t think that he would lose control of the ship and ended up crashing on a planet probably lightyears away from Earth.

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    Tommy had always been a bit more fascinated over humans than his brothers. The way that there’s not much known about them only rises Tommy’s curiosity.

    Also, this contains swearing because 3/4 of them literally can't not swear 

    First fic like ever. Might be shit. My brother said I should post this so here you go, Vill!

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    24 May 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    Tommy has hair issues, Tubbo cleans a sheet (and doesn't commit murder), Wilbur stress sweats, Ranboo has acne, Phil likes plants, and Kristin gives gifts.

    Or; 5 ways your comfort streamers use Dawn Dish Soap and 1 time Mumza gives gifts.

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    23 May 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    Ranboo frowns. “You’re not real.”

    Tommy is definitely real. No imaginary stomach could cope with the amount of calories he’s shovelling down his throat, which is something he tells himself so often it’s now like a gag reflex. Maybe Ranboo could also benefit from knowing how strong his insides are. “Calm yourself,” he says, depositing some precious Creeper Crunch into Ranboo’s hand. “Have some cereal.”

    (Two immortals walk into a Tesco. They’ve lost the punchline in the cereal box.)

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    23 May 2022

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    but for some reason, tubbo (and possibly ranboo, although he doubted this was his idea) had got it into his head that tommy needed therapy or some shit.

    which, fine, maybe he had a little bit of an issue. he did freak out at damage, and weapons, and he had reached out to puffy, but he was okay! he didn’t need tubbo to pity him.

    but- here was where the weird part came in- tubbo wanted tommy in his marriage.

     

    TL:DR Tubbo wants to help Tommy and decides that the best method is by marrying him as well. Ranboo just goes along with it.

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    22 May 2022