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  1. Summary

    Welcome to It's the Great Countdown, Darcy Lewis, a 31 Nights of Halloween advent calendar!

    All of the stories in this countdown are beta'd by phoenix_173.

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  2. Summary

    An unemployed pot-smoking slacker and amateur diplomat, Darcy Lewis ditches Earth and hits the road, eventually chilling with friends and kindred spirits, Thor and Jane, in viking space. While the kooky former intern is introduced to the Allfather, she slays a wild mundak and is recognized as Thor's sister for her bravery, allowing Princess Darcy to continue her many misadventures and ultimately help her BFF rebuild the Bifrost observatory on Midgard, reopening space travel to Earth for all of mankind.

    But first, she's gotta rescue her iPod (and the Team Cap Scoobies) with Steve and Bucky, and she sort of, accidentally, invades Midgard with a force of Odin's Einherjar along the way. But it's coolio because Darcy's got a gift for making lemonade out of stuff, like that time the Light Elves made her their Elf Queen, and that other time, she saved Fandral from an overamorous Giant Hare. Besides all that, parades are fun and Darcy rocks a horned helm like nobody's bidness.

    *Originally conceived as a road trip through space inspired by Cheech and Chong's Up In Smoke.

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  3. Summary

    A series of stories in short fiction format about regular human persons in the MCU and their moments of everyday heroism.

    Darcy-centric, but features lots of Jane and other BAMF MCU ladies, too.

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  4. Summary

    Based on GhostCrumpet's Victory Girl

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    “There was an accident.”

    “What?! What kind of accident?” Steve demanded. “Is everyone okay?”

    Two adorable brunette children walked into frame on the long distance video call. Two very small children with very familiar faces.

    “Hi, Thteebie!” The little boy waved and smiled, showing off the gap where his two front teeth should have been.

    Steve knew that face, maybe better than his own. “Bucky?”

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    The telepathy had felt like something of an afterthought to the whole brainwashing experience, which was why Clint didn’t bother mentioning it to people.

    “An evil alien God took control of my mind and made me kill a whole bunch of people, then tried to take over the world,” was pretty much enough without “oh, and as a side effect, I now have a mental connection with a Norwegian-American astrophysicist,” on top of it.

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    21 Oct 2019

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    Clint's pretty much an open book, right? So it won't matter if he lets the villain shoot him with his truth ray.

    Except that turns out to be just the first of the many lies he's been telling himself.

     

    Thanks to Kangofucb for looking over this for me, and for coming up with the title.

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    19 Oct 2019

  3. Rec 33

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    When Bucky's born, there's over a hundred years on his soul timer.

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    19 Oct 2019

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    Sam pulled himself free of Clint, rubbing at his head, then he looked up at Steve and Bucky, around at the trashed street and super-powered battle in the sky, and burst into tears.

    “They’re kids,” said Steve, helplessly.

    Sam and Clint get turned into kids, just when Bucky was about to finally go on a date with Clint. It figured that their timing would be that crappy.

     

    Huge thanks to 1electricpirate for betaing, and Kangofucb for kid picking for me.

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    19 Oct 2019

  5. Rec 31

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    A specific iteration of Ronin!Clint and Avenger!Bucky.

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    28 Sep 2019