Harry never thought Draco Malfoy would be the sort of man who could teach small children without poisoning them, but here he stands in the door of the Year One classroom. Harry must be living in an alternate reality, because not only is Draco good with small children Harry also finds him ridiculously attractive.
Hell's officially froze.
Bookmarked by Cheshiyre
09 Dec 2019
At 25 Harry Potter's life was simple; he flew, sculpted, and had the vault in the back of his mind to keep all unpleasant business. It was stable, but when Draco Malfoy literally hit him with a giant rock; all that changed.
Harry keeps accidentally getting married by not knowing the customs of cultures he visits and Draco is his long-suffering divorce attorney. Is Harry doing it on purpose? Are the people he's marrying doing it on purpose? Is everyone involved just an idiot? Read on and find out!
Harry can't believe that three words just turned his world upside down.
Words don't come easy to Harry.