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Yep, it's another bloody lockdown fic by Cheeseanonioncrisps
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 May 2020
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Does what it says on the tin. Do we think Neil Gaiman knew what forces he was messing with when he unleashed that video on our poor fandom? 😂
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Crowley hung up.
He eyed the phone, imagining all the angelic dithering that must have been happening on the other side of it, and smirked to himself. The universe never allowed him to stay bored for too long— this was going to be a fascinating way to pass the time.
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A "Freak Imposture" by Cheeseanonioncrisps
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Feb 2020
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Aziraphale and Crowley go to the zoo. Crowley has something he wants to show Aziraphale.
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They eventually arrived at the tropical house, where Crowley pulled Aziraphale past various interesting plants and animals until they came to a small enclosure near the back. Crowley jabbed a finger at the glass. "See!" he said triumphantly. "I told you, angel. I fucking told you they were real!"
Aziraphale leaned forward and peered through the glass. "Crowley!" he said, shocked. "What have you done to that poor beaver?"
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'Hoops and Hyacinths' by Cheeseanonioncrisps, Headcanonsandmore, lytefoot for lytefoot, Cheeseanonioncrisps
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Dec 2019
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Basketball star Ginny Weasley has reached something of a plateau in her life; her sports career is going well, but she feels as if she's missing something. However, in the run-up to Ron and Hermione's wedding; the florist Luna Lovegood appears, and Ginny's world begins to change. (A Muggle AU with background Ron/Hermione, rated T to be safe)
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- Part 1 of 'Hoops and Hyacinths'
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Choose Your Faces Wisely by Cheeseanonioncrisps
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Nov 2019
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After the trials, Crowley and Aziraphale get drunk in the back of the bookshop and discuss how they went about portraying each other.
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Disgusting by Cheeseanonioncrisps
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Sep 2019
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'Hoops and Hyacinths' by Cheeseanonioncrisps, Headcanonsandmore, lytefoot
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Dec 2019
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I live next door to a haunted bookshop owned by an immortal cryptid bastard. AMA! by kyaticlikestea
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
11 Jun 2020
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Or, a cryptid bastard man haunts Reddit, trying to find out how to ask out his crush of the past 6,000 years and getting downvoted to literal oblivion. Just normal stuff on the world wide web.Before anyone reports this post, I got this AMA authorised by posting proof to a mod, so there.
Hi, Reddit! I’m no-one special, but about 6 months ago, I moved into a flat above a cafe next door to a bookshop, and my life has never been the same since, because the man who runs the bookshop is some sort of ageless (mostly) benevolent eldritch being. By all accounts, he hasn’t aged a day since at least 1944, sometimes he seems to have just too many eyes, and I once saw him turn water into wine (a nice rosé). His coworker / best friend / boyfriend / shadow entity is also definitely some kind of cryptid, but despite trying harder to be a bastard, he’s somehow less successful at it.
So, if you have any questions about what it’s like to live next door to an eternal bastard man, AMA!
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03 Jan 2021
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brokenbibliophile
Okay everybody, we already know that A.Z.Fell and Co is a difficult place to visit (to put it mildly) and that the owner is a tad eccentric. However, I was digging through some old records of 1900s Gentleman’s clubs and I swear I've found a picture of Mr Fell (Soho's resident book hoarder)theBooksteer
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A bunch of wacky strangers theorize about our favourite immortals' personal lives.
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03 Jan 2021
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So You Need To Get Into A.Z. Fell & Co.; Now What? (A Guide For Unfortunate Bookworms) by arkhamcycle
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Jul 2019
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London’s antique enthusiasts and rare lit nerds alike know that if you’re looking for a specific vintage or antique book, you have a good chance of ending up in A.Z. Fell & Co. as a last resort. And if you’ve ever been in (or are currently in) this predicament, you know how much of an absolute nightmare it is trying to even get in the door. Luckily, this handy guide, the fruit of a months-long collaborative effort to create the perfect formula for gaming the A.Z. Fell system, will tell you everything you need to know, complete with a comprehensive breakdown of what, exactly, the opening hours are. Compiled by pageknight and inky of the Rare Antique Forums.
Bookmarked by Cheeseanonioncrisps
03 Jan 2021
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It is with an exasperated sigh that I introduce you to an official thread for this guy. We've discussed it and we've decided that this is the only way we can stop you guys from derailing threads to complain about this guy. By mod decree, all Mr Fell complaining, griping, bitching, grousing, and miscellaneous butthurt now belongs in THIS THREAD AND THIS THREAD ONLY.
The forumgoers of The Codex, a forum for rare book hunters, come to some very interesting conclusions about the personal life of one Mr Fell of Soho. (Inspired by a tumblr post.)
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03 Jan 2021
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Imperfect by IneffableDoll
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Dec 2020
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In 1967, Crowley buys a plant.
Bookmarked by Cheeseanonioncrisps
30 Dec 2020