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    Now, this is a story all about how your life got flipped-turned upside down and I’d like to take a minute just sit right there I’ll tell you how you became a dang ass skeleton fucker.

    It’s been almost three years since monsters have integrated into society. After a frightening experience, you start to run into the same skeleton everywhere you go, and your lonely life soon makes a one-eighty turn. In a world where magic is real and monsters are kind, can you find a way to be part of it? Can you let yourself fall in love again? Can you prove to the world that Take On Me by Aha is the greatest song ever written? Because it definitely, definitely is.

    The Reader is female and named--less of a self-insert, more like a story in second-person. I don't generally reply to comments cuz I like an accurate comment count. I'll only reply if the comment is extra mega sick. If you have a specific question, you can ask it on my tumblr @capnhanbers!

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    13 Jun 2019

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    This will be a typical Soulmate AU where soulmates share pain. Hajime Hinata has just joined Hope's Peak Academy, where his best friend Chiaki attends, and things get interesting as soulmate after soulmate is revealed, including Hajime's own white haired Prince charming, who has some issues of his own.

    Please enjoy, and if you have any suggestions on how to make this better or something I should do in the future, be sure to tell me!

    (I've always hated how Soulmate AUs are mainly oneshots with no plot other than the soulmate aspect, so I'd like to offer something else to the table!)

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    08 Dec 2018

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    Releasing the relics out into the world had done something worse than leveling towns or starting wars. They had destroyed his sisters happiness and Taako wouldn't stand for that. He leaves without any warning, leaving only a short note to explain his absence.

    "Back soon"
    -Taako

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    Or: Lup becomes a reclaimer and Taako becomes a parent

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    07 Nov 2018

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    Fate pulls a string: Magnus doesn't put on his shoes and Lucretia doesn't wipe everyone's memories. All knowledge of the Grand Relics is erased, ending the war they had released onto this world, but the Seven Birds still have each other. Finally, they are free to stop running, start living, and move on with their lives.

    Then the Hunger finds them.

    Now they have one year to come back together, reclaim their relics, and stop the apocalypse once and for all. But time has changed everything, and they're not the only ones seeking to claim the Grand Relics as their own. But after twelve years of hiding from the living storm, are the Seven Birds still meant to be the heroes of the multiverse or is there a new story in flight?

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    07 Nov 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 19

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    The nightmare is always the same.

    His home burns around him. He hears screams in a distant room, and then his other half is pulling his hand and whispering his name. Whispering to hurry, they know we're all missing, we have to go before they kill us too.

    They're running, and a boy that he trusts with his whole heart is pulling him by one arm while he's dragging his other half by another, who has one arm outstretched casting as many fireballs as she can behind her. His best friends- his brothers- are running after them, yelling as his other half casts counters to cover them. His tiniest sister is in his brother's arms, and then the boy he trusts shows them the escape and tells them to go. To run. He'll protect them.

    He never sees him again. He never sees any of them again.

    Ko wakes up in a cold sweat. His chest burns and his head aches, and then, as easily as he remembered, he forgets it all.

    (an anastasia au)

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    06 Nov 2018