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    Based on the amazing image (linked as the inspiration). Each chapter is the story of a different Yelp review in the image.

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    29 Sep 2019

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    Crowley isn't sure how to ask for something when he doesn’t even know what it is that he wants.

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    06 Sep 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 36

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    Vampire and werewolf au. Enjoy.

    Azi helped found a vampire organization that works with humans instead of trying to slave them or kill them or whatever. Blood drives and what not. Nobody knows the true business except for the owners of the business on the human side and the vampires.

    Crowley is a werewolf that had a falling out with his pack. He's a lone wolf and has seriously fallen for Aziraphale.

    The morons don't know what the other is because, woop, hormones and smells shift when one is attracted to someone... So Azi thinks he smells nice instead of like A DOG and Crowley thinks Azi smells like books and warmth he can't describe.

    I have no idea what I'm writing. They're in love. Aziraphale is, of course, trying to keep his feelings to himself, and things happen because of a jackass named Gabriel. Many things.

    I'll eventually write gore and what not. I take suggestions. If I like I write. If I don't I keep it out of the story.

    I literally have no plot just letting these awkward characters take the wheel.

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    30 Aug 2019

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    “Why did you come here?” Aziraphale interrupts. “Why do you keep doing this?” All the saving, he means, all the chasing after Aziraphale he does. It can’t only be that he’s not keen to endure a replacement. That can’t be it, not anymore. He’s going to get himself in trouble, and then it’ll be Aziraphale’s fault.

    Crowley’s mouth shuts with a click. He shifts uncomfortably in his seat, reaches for the handle of the fork and taps his fingertips against it before setting his hands in his lap.

    When he speaks, it’s very soft. “Don’t you know?” he asks.

    Aziraphale, unnaccustomed to his heart refusing to translate why it throbs with such haste, shakes his head.

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    30 Aug 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 34

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    Ezra Fell finds himself co-hosting with Anthony J. Crowley on "Good Morning London" and they kind of HATE each other. Audiences disagree via Tumblr. They fake a relationship to win better ratings, but eventually end up falling for one another. Of course. Who wouldn't?

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    30 Aug 2019