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  1. Summary

    A place for all my fluffy sparkly fics written in my state of serious denial. Where Thorin and Bilbo are happily married and ruling Erebor and are ridiculously happy and sappy and completely in love.

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    Where everything Bilbo does is particularly flirtatious, and Thorin just can't help himself.

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    The world has ended; the dead roam the streets. Bilbo Baggins has been surviving on his own, content to stay alone if it means staying alive, but this all changes when he crosses paths with two young boys desperate to make it back to their family.

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    06 May 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 28

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    Ezio realises that perhaps revenge is not enough for a person to live on, but he has forgotten how to want anything else. A story about love, lust, vengeance and responsibilities, and the complications of balancing these.
    In other words, sex, angst and bad decisions. Also gratuitous use of Italian phrases =)

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    25 May 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 50

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    Ezio has a dilemma: his wealthy parents expect too many things of him, and the most pressing is to have a partner. Naturally, Ezio lies and tells them he's seeing someone. This works until the entire Auditore family gets together for a week and expect to meet the person Ezio has talked so little about. He thinks he's doomed until he meets a friendly but down on his luck Artist.

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    25 May 2017

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    King Thorin II of Erebor has never taken a spouse, and rumors abound that his heart was once broken by someone he has never been able to get over. Thorin insists that he is perfectly happy focusing on his kingdom and family.

    Professor Bilbo Baggins of Hobbiton College has made quite a name for himself as a scholar of Hobbit history and the relations between his own race and the others of Middle Earth. He is quite content to live out his days quietly with his books and his research, not catching anyone's attention and certainly not having any more adventures, of the heart or otherwise.

    A ten-day academic conference at Erebor University might change all that.

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    29 Jan 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 40

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    Bilbo was going to be fired for indecency in the workplace, never mind that assassins didn’t actually have a workplace. This was so far from okay. Past the rather pressing fact that Bilbo was a hired killer and Thorin was the mayor of a city, for god’s sake, the man was probably straight anyway.

    Bilbo Baggins, gun for hire, assassin extraordinaire, is contracted to kidnap Thorin Oakenshield, mayor of Erebor City. Unfortunately a figure from his past is out to get him and the operation goes a little...southwards. Involving guns, swearing, hiding in trees, inconvenient emotions and a whole lot of concealed weapons.

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    09 Jan 2017

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