Cesare

Cesare, also known as Almostnever



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    The first time Crowley meets his downstairs neighbour, Aziraphale is breaking into his flat. He's not what Crowley imagined in a burglar -- he's fussy, old-fashioned, and surprisingly adorable. Crowley is intrigued, Aziraphale is ready to share a good wine... and possibly more.
    (Human neighbours AU.)

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    15 Nov 2019

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    “How dare you!” Aziraphale shouts.

    “It’s not personal!” the demon shouts back, peeking around the edge of the bookshelf. Aziraphale flings a blessing at him, but he jerks back before it can land. “I was assigned to you.”

    “I’ll smite you back to Hell, you—you—snake!”

    “Funny you should say that,” the demon mutters, before lifting his voice again. “Or how about we carry on what we’re doing and not attract the attention from Downstairs, yeah? Or Upstairs, for that matter.”
     

    Or: Aziraphale has been assigned to secure The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch. He really shouldn’t have been surprised to learn that Hell had an agent of their own assigned to him.

    Luckily for him, Crowley is a dreadful spy.

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    15 Nov 2019

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    Crowley and Aziraphale find they have an unlikely ally.

    Or, the trials and tribulations of Grigori, the clerk assigned to process the Earth Observation files.

    "He should flag this. He should draft a memo to the department head and cc the Archangel Michael. At the very least, he should catalog it according to protocol. Unauthorized contact with the enemy would definitely apply. He could even add collusion with dark forces, suspicious meetings, even questioning the Almighty. How he cataloged this file was important. Any of those labels would send it up for committee review. The committee might not get around to it for centuries, but the label would follow the Principality Aziraphale for the remainder of his time on Earth."

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    10 Nov 2019

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    I would buy back the stars I made in the sky for you, Crowley thinks. I would get a real human job and work however long I'd need to earn enough real human money to bargain with the Almighty for you and your soul. I would give it all to you in pennies and beg you to try to purchase my freedom from hell if it meant I would be enough for you to want me. Name the price and I will find a way to buy your love.

    "Nonsense, angel," Crowley says, grinning. "Consider it my demonic contribution to the ever-increasing crass overcommercialization of this holiday."

     

    Or, Valentine's Days through the ages.

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    10 Nov 2019

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    Crowley frees Aziraphale from his chains in the Bastille, then claims his reward...

    Art for a frottage prompt on the Tadfield Advertiser Good Omens kinkmeme

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