Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
01 Mar 2016
After the Battle of Five Armies, Bilbo isn't sure of his welcome in the mountain, and thus returns to the Shire as soon as he can. Somewhat to his surprise, Ori goes with him -- but it turns out Ori has his own reasons for leaving Erebor behind. Well, Bilbo's quite used to being the talk of the Shire.
The line of Durin might suffer of thick skulls, but fortunately Kíli is less stubborn than his uncle and brother, and decides to fix things, even if that means taking his newlywed wife for a ride all the way to the Shire and beyond. Of course, he doesn't yet know what he'll see there -- but he does know how to fix things. Even if it means giving up his claim to the throne.
(Let's not kid ourselves -- that's his favourite part.)
Bookmarked by CelestinaSwitch15
15 Oct 2019
11 Dec 2016
Conkers is a game of skill and fun, a perfect way to let off steam to prevent many in-families assassinations from ocurring, and most of all, training. Because in Hobbit culture, many things are sacred, but very few as sacred as generosity and constraint. And sometimes, of course, a hobbit becomes overly greedy.
It happens even in the best of families —Bilbo's, even, has a perfect example, coughLobeliacough—, and so, the hobbits long devised a solution: the Most Ancient and Sacred Hobbit Remedy for Greediness.
It works nine times out of ten, and the one that doesn't is usually due to death or severe injury meddling in the process.
- Part 7 of Author's Favorites
27 Sep 2016
A personal challenge, trying to pair Bilbo or Fem!Bilbo with every unmarried dwarrow in Thorin's Company. Prompts and requests for a given pairing welcome.
26 Jun 2019
Bilbo Baggins accidentally kills Smaug and has to figure out how to go tell the Dwarrow who are waiting for him to come back with that stupid stone.