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    “More skin. Right fucking now.”
    “I actually don’t think,” Jaskier murmurs between the kisses, “that it will be possible to… Oh, yes.”
    The hands slip lower and try to get into Jaskier’s pants. They don’t succeed. The man – the Witcher, for fuck’s sake – growls.
    Which is fair, Jaskier assumes, because while the young student’s fingers are roaming freely over the scarred torso and firm buttocks, Jaskier is still fully clothed. And it is going to take forever before he’s naked.
    “Drowner’s shrunken ball sack,” the Witcher swears, tugging at one of the points holding Jaskier’s clothes together. “I’d sooner get into a noonwraith’s rotting cunt than your asshole!”
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    Just another ‘I’m so sorry but I couldn’t resist’ fics I wrote instead of, you know, doing the important things I should be doing.
    This time it’s based on likecastle‘s tumblr post about the kind of pants Jaskier should be wearing (and isn’t wearing, obviously) in the show and all the fanfics.
    Also, there's now a part two, and there will be a part three.

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    02 Mar 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    During one of their definitely not homoerotic sword fights, Vernon Roche gets bitten by a mysterious insect. Once bitten he is in extreme pain unless he is in physical contact with someone else. Too bad the only person around is his nemesis...

    Iorveth really should just leave the dh'oine to suffer, but an insect bite seems like such a pathetic way for his enemy to die. If he is going to die it really should be by Iorveth's hand, ideally after an epic battle.

    Or Iorveth/Roche cuddle or die

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    27 Feb 2021

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    When Roche discovers Iorveth inside a magical circle of flowers with pollen that makes you feel good, he was not at all prepared to find out what they had to do before they could leave.

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    26 Feb 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    This idea has already been done a hundred times (probably), but I love it and wanted to do my own spin. Lambert is gross. He stinks to high heaven. Aiden loves the bloke, but he can’t even stand to kiss him. The reason for Lambert’s lack of personal hygiene becomes clear when they work together on a contract. Warnings: mention of canon child abuse (not graphic); self conscious Lambert; adoring Aiden.

    Dedicated to and inspired by @cylin-aka-ankamo’s beautiful, red-headed Lambert.

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    20 Feb 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 56

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    “What the fuck, Jaskier?” Geralt stares, dumbfounded, at the giant dog currently sitting by Jaskier’s feet— no, on his foot, wagging its tail while innocently tilting its head. “Why— How— What are you doing with a fucking wild dog in here?”

     

    Or, Geralt’s winter adventures with Jaskier — and his new pet.

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    19 Feb 2021