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    And oh, OH! Morty would make him pay, alright. Rick could just hide and watch. And hide, and find out.

    ‘I’ll do it, too. I’ll get him.’ Morty said out loud as if to convince himself that he could. ‘He won’t even know what h-hit, what even got him.’

    Morty paused.

    ...But how?

    Rick was literally the smartest being in the world. The galaxy. The multiverse! His grandfather would see right through any revenge ploy Morty could come up with.

    Morty grabbed a broom and began sweeping up the smaller chunks of crystal.

    He supposed he could just call Rick out...tell him that he knew the truth, and snarkily mention it every time he screwed up, but where was the fun in that? And what was to stop Rick from erasing that too? Morty just got the memory back, he didn’t want to lose it again. No, the only way to defeat a Rick at anything, was a to make him think that he wanted to lose.

    Then it hit him. He had it. The silver lining. The whole enchilada. And OH was Rick going to get it.

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    01 Jun 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 46

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    When an adventure goes wrong, Morty has had enough of Rick's insensitive behavior and quits their adventures for good. Rick is forced to prove he isn't as insensitive as Morty thinks in order to get his little helper back.

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    25 May 2022

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    When a deal goes wrong, Rick and Morty end up crashed on a foreign planet. In the grand scheme of things, it could have been much worse, but tonight, Morty is exceptionally cranky about it...and Rick's cavalier attitude certainly isn't helping.

    It's going to take a while to repair the ship. Maybe a day...maybe two. In that amount of time, anything could happen...

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    18 May 2022

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    “Believe me, when you’ve had sex with as many men as I have, and been beaten up as often as I have because of it, you get very good at recognizing which kind of man to avoid."

    Mr. Vincent Nigel-Murray slowly comes out to the team, through a series of misfortunate events.

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    01 May 2022

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    Harry is doing quite alright after the war. He's not going back to Hogwarts, but it's not like anyone can blame him for not going back to where he died, and he's still getting his NEWTs remotely. He's fine, he's busy renovating his house and getting rid of all the unsavory bits of magic scattered all over the place, and he doesn't really need anyone's help.

    Except, Narcissa Malfoy is suddenly there, week after week to make sure he doesn't destroy her family's legacy, and then she keeps coming back even after Harry's done with the place. Somehow they become friends? Harry has no idea how that happened, but he decides he likes it very much. Likes her maybe a bit more than that, too.

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    12 Apr 2022