Castillon02
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There's a reason Bond doesn't die whenever he jumps off a yacht in the middle of the ocean.
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Geralt knows people who are willing to trade with a Witcher; Jaskier is different.
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The King's Goose by Castillon02, greedy_dancer
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
31 Aug 2020
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The King of Skellige's pet goose has been acting strangely; Geralt bets that his bard can figure out the problem.
(A story and its audio performance -- 36 min.)
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- Part 2 of Broken Curses
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The Snake Prince by Castillon02, greedy_dancer
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
30 Aug 2020
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Geralt needs Jaskier's help to break a curse.
(A story and its audio performance -- 35 min.)
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- Part 1 of Broken Curses
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Cheeky little poems celebrating our favorite Bond characters.
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Broken Curses by Castillon02, greedy_dancer
Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
31 Aug 2020
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A series exploring the ways Geralt and Jaskier trust each other. All works can be read independently.
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Bond Goes Forth by Castillon02
Fandom: James Bond (Craig movies), James Bond - All Media Types
30 Jul 2020
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A series of unrelated fics in which Bond and his companions find themselves taking unlikely forms of transportation.
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Bond Women Loving Women by Castillon02
Fandom: Casino Royale (2006), James Bond (Classic movies), James Bond (Craig movies), James Bond - Ian Fleming, Quantum of Solace (2008), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, SPECTRE (2015)
15 Jul 2019
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A collection of unrelated femslash stories involving women from the James Bond franchise. Romances with Eve Moneypenny, Camille Montes, Madeleine Swann, Fields, M, and more all make an appearance!
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Three Steps from the Sky by bunnyofnegativeeuphoria for captnsunshine
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
01 Jan 2021
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When the days shorten and the trees shrug off their rusty coats Jaskier knows it is time to head towards Oxenfurt. They are somewhere in Temeria on their way to the little village of Anchor. Any day now, Geralt will feel a particular chill in the air and instinctively steer them towards the Pontar. There, Jaskier will steel himself and make some noise about the cold or the stinginess of the crowd – a prelude to his annual soliloquy about how it is about time he heads towards the harbouring arms of the university and its candelabra’d comforts: sans dirt, sans drowner guts, and sans Witcher.
He strums his lute and sings, “Oh White Wolf, I fear if you do not hear my plea for an ear to my woe, I shall have to go bare, and just so we’re clear, my pants’ll be the first things to go.”
Roach huffs, and a coin comes sailing towards him, hitting him in the forehead.
“Fucking ow, you fuck.”
Geralt snorts. “Just tossing a coin to my barker.”
Jaskier is going to miss him so much.
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Dear Reader, I present to you a tale of love, the value of faith and communication, and quite a ridiculous amount of horse content.
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Bookmarked by Castillon02
26 Feb 2021
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WITCHER SHANTY! among many other charming and beautiful things <3
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The Music Box by RebrandedBard
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
27 Jan 2021
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A porcelain figure on a music box sits alone in an abandoned attic until one day he is granted the gift of life. He strikes out on a quest of self discovery, giving himself the name Jaskier, and learns about what it means to be living. As he goes about playing his music, he hopes one day to find the one who made him, and learn why destiny should give him a soul and wait so long after to grant him the blessing of life.
Alt - Jaskier used to be a figure on a music box before wishing to be real.
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Bookmarked by Castillon02
27 Jan 2021
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Eskel discovers a new kind of freedom when wrapped in the School of Viper. The Golden Child of Kaer Morhen doesn't often get an opportunity to let go, but when he's with Letho, Auckes and Serrit, he has no choice.
Bookmarked by Castillon02
09 Jan 2021
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Aiden experiences a Kaer Morhen winter for the first time.
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- Part 3 of Finding Home
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Bookmarked by Castillon02
03 Jan 2021
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Beat It Into You by Octinary for Sternenstaub
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
27 Dec 2020
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In the aftermath of being tortured for talking too much, Jaskier can't bring himself to speak. Geralt sympathizes with the bard, after all there was a reason he was so taciturn himself. Questions were not so much encouraged at Kaer Morhen. And for a lot of his life he'd always figured that is how you train a boy or an animal: hit it when it doesn't do what you want. After all, that was how he ended up as good at monster slaying as he was. But when it actually came down to it, that wasn't how he trained Roach. And negative reinforcement implies, at least etymologically, the existence of an opposite.
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Bookmarked by Castillon02
27 Dec 2020