Cant_Smoke_Eggs



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  1. Summary

    Cant_Smoke_Eggs started a series 365 days of Suffering where they basically write a fic every single day of 2022

    The only rule I have is 1k+ words and it has to be at least loosely based on the word of the day. So, a week or so ago I generated a random single word for every single day of the year in a stream call. - Their Rules

    Ok, I'm not completely Insane so my rules are different, 500 word minimum and still based on the words on their list but I'm only going to commit to seven a month.

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    Jan 1:
    I am suffering.png and I have 365 days of torture ahead of me....
    I regret everything and nothing and I hope y'all can help me power through this year of much words, very write...yoink...

     

    Some fics are now connected!

     

    Tim Drake see's Ghosts AU
    (Can't you see me?) + Day 30 + Day 33 + Day 54

    Gray Son gets adopted (Bby Talon!Dick)
    Day 9 + Day 36

    Omega!Jason A/B/O verse
    Day 17 + Day 21 + Day 150

    Jayce-Grason-Wayne
    Day 8 + Day 15 + Day 47

    Batfam Shifter AU
    Day 31 + Day 34 + Day 38 + Day 40 + + Day 42 + Day 53

    Gremlins ft Red Hood the Prank Lord
    Day 28 + Day 37 + Day 59

    Words:
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    Works:
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    Bookmarks:
    98
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    Jason, in a Lazarus pit-induced rage, had committed an unspeakable act. One that Tim had silently suffered the consequences of until they’d learned about it.

    Nearly a year after the fact.

    Bruce thought of the pup that had Tim’s eyes and Jason’s sweet curls and wondered how on Earth he had let them all down so horribly.

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    04 Jun 2022

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    Damian is the only dragon that he knows of, but his mother tells him that things will be different one day.

    Unfortunately, his mother gets into an accident, and Damian is left alone in a forest.

    He eventually grabs the attention of the owner of the territory. Bruce Wayne.

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    37/?
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    03 Jun 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 46

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    Damian watches the portal close in horrific realization that his family had just gone home without him.

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    01 Jun 2022

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    It’s really weird that Dick is not quite twenty years old right now compared to Tim’s seventeen, soon to be eighteen. He seems so much younger than he did the first time around, when a twelve year old Tim tracked him down and tried to convince him to go back to being Robin.

    Dick has already surprised him by seemingly accepting his wild story about time travel. Well, hopefully he’ll be willing to go out on even more of a limb now.

    Now, how best to phrase this? Jason’s his dead little brother—I have to find a way to tell him my plan delicately.

    “Hey Dick,” Tim says, and then freezes as his mind abruptly goes blank. He stares at Dick, who returns his gaze expectantly. He opens his mouth and blurts out, “How are you at gravedigging?”
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    This story is standalone and can be read separately from the rest of the series.
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    For the tumblr Dicktim week day one time travel/moonlight prompt.

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    21 Apr 2022

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    Timothy Drake was abducted by Ra's al Ghul.

    Four years later, somebody notices.

    Language:
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    Comments:
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    06 Oct 2021

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