Callmesalticidae

Rose♦Terezi image. Or Rose♥Terezi rather, but the only hint of that is an itty-bitty heart in the corner that you can't even see, it's so itty (and bitty).



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    Tom Riddle was sorted into Gryffindor. There is nothing to fear.

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    TG: now this is a story all about how
    our lives got flipped turned upside down
    and id like to take a minute
    while this tale unfurls
    ill tell you how we became the founders of a new world

    TT: I believe what Dave means to impart is that, following unfortunately unforeseen circumstances, we determined that the meteor was off-course, fated to wander paradox space forever.

    GA: A Rather Dispiriting Revelation

    CG: BUT I DECIDED THAT STICKING OUR THUMBS UP OUR CHUTES AND GIVING UP WAS A FUCKING TERRIBLE IDEA, AND DESPITE CONSTANT STUPID SETBACKS, WE MANAGED TO MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF IT.

    GA: It Proved To Be Difficult
    Rather Like Making A Tangible Substance From Nothing

    GC: BUT W3 3M3RG3D VICTOR1OUS! TH3 L4W W4S SUR3LY ON OUR S1D3. TH4T 4ND 3XC3LL3NT L34D3RSH1P.

    CG: THANKS.

    GC: 1 D1DN'T M34N YOU.

    CG: FUCK YOU

    WV: Please do not fight. I do not believe it is conductive to a civilized and peaceful society.

    TC: WeRe AlL pEaCeFuL hErE bRo
    yeah
    SO MOTHERFUCKING PEACEFUL

    TT: Ahem. Regardless, that is the subject of this tale.

    TG: so i looked out at my meteor
    it was finally here
    a home for knights sylphs bards and seers

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    This series is dead. Read Games We Didn't Play to see how it would have ended.

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    Godstuck AU. The post-scratch trolls all attained god tier and won Sgrub soundly, entering their new universe as a pantheon of gods and choosing Earth as a base of operations.

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    A post-canon AU where the Yeerks on Earth were not uniformly required to become nothlits, mostly thanks to the intervention of one Cassie Taylor.

    The Empire is gone, dead and buried. These are the stories of the Yeerks who survived the fall and tried to pick up the pieces.

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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    "Complications arose during the summit," Jacob finally said.

    "Yeah, I gathered that, given your reticence on the radio and the extreme lack of Daniel accompanying you," Jack replied.

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    17 May 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    Where, exactly, was the newly formed Justice League during those magical events in Philadelphia?

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    12 May 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 50

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    “You’re fast.”

    Billy squawked and spun, arms raised like he was in a stick-up. His jaw dropped. “You’re—you’re—holy shit.”

    Superman raised an eyebrow, faintly amused.

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    12 May 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 29

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    Look, Billy already has a dad, okay? His name is Victor Vasquez, and he’s the best.

    But that doesn't stop Billy from accidentally calling Batman the D-word at the end of an unofficial Justice League meeting.

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    12 May 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 64

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    Philadelphia’s new super-powered marvel of a man had entered Bruce Wayne’s secret underground lair via the stairwell, shouted “Holy shit this is so cool,” and promptly tripped over his own cape. He tumbled head over heels down half the stairs before going through the wall, raining shards of shattered glass down over the room proper, and landed flat on his back with a sickening thud.

    -x-

    Or, how Sir Zaps-A-Lot convinced Superman to have lunch with a nerdy teenager at a random Philadelphia school.

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    12 May 2019