Callisto
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Contrary to the expectations he knows are out there, he does not break the door down to Jared’s first thing. He’s so tired he can barely see, his ears hum with the whine of too many consecutive hours in recycled air, and he stinks of too much airplane and not enough toothpaste.
Seriously, no one deserves that.
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By the time Jensen gets to the Green Room, it’s all over. Jared’s had his shoulder reduced right there on the floor next to yesterday’s crab cakes (so much for only his fucking elbow, Daniella), Osric’s looking shell-shocked, and the big guy is up in his suite on “bed rest” for the remainder of the day. Which, yeah, that’ll work.
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Ten New Year Resolutions, As Compiled and Edited by Dean Winchester by Callisto
Fandoms: Supernatural
12 Jan 2014
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1. Show Sam where the kitchen is.
[Subject’s response: Hey, I know where the kitchen is. You don’t let me in most of the time!]
[Editor’s note: Because you track mud and move everything... What?]
[Subject’s response: Shocker. That you turned out to be the wife. Ow!]Series
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“You could come, you know.”
Doyle turned from the window, mug in hand. The vision in white had its feet up on the kitchen table and was balancing a round of toast precariously. Truth be told, a day off together and the sun shining was pulling at Doyle something rotten. But there were things to consider. They were still breaking in this new aspect to their partnership, for one. Watching Bodie play cricket – and on a Sunday no less - seemed...well, too together not to be tempting fate in some way.
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And now he and Dean were trapped in some kind of principal’s office in England in 1982, thanks to Castiel and a vindictive Zachariah.
“I understand you two are the reason 3.7 and 4.5 will have no weekends off for the forseeable future.”
A sandy haired guy, older than Bobby, and wearing the biggest glasses Sam had ever seen outside of Welcome Back Kotter was sitting behind a huge desk and addressing them. Well, Sam thought he was addressing them. It was hard to tell just who he was talking to since he never looked up from any of the three thousand papers he seemed to be signing. With a fountain pen.
Jesus.
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Ten New Year Resolutions, as Compiled and Edited by... by Callisto
Fandom: Starsky & Hutch, Supernatural, Supernatural RPF, The Professionals
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Merlin is a recent graduate with a double doctorate in metaphysics and physics. Arthur is a low-level paper pusher with a desk in the sub-basement of MI5. They live in a world with ridiculous laws and restrictions against anyone who might be supernatural in any way, shape, or design.
Merlin has huge debts looming over this head, a few quid left in his bank account, and no job prospects. Arthur is pushing thirty, in a dead-end job with no chances of promotion to fieldwork agent, and is thoroughly bored with his life.
One ill-advised Craigslist advert, five pushy mates, one nosy all-knowing sister, and a hacked email account later, Merlin and Arthur take the world by storm.
(Or, more precisely, they take over the world.)
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- Part 1 of Unstoppable Superweapons
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Stiles hadn’t been in Beacon Hills in five years, hadn’t seen Derek in nearly as long, when he got the text:
New number: (+530) 365-2421
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An abundance of overeating and geekery, dangerous caffeine/sugar cereal addictions, surprise werewolves, bird insults, purple-eyed shrimp, reincarnated serial killers (it's cool, he has a leash), poorly played professional baseball, and a love story. In that order.
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10 Sep 2020
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Stiles has been crushing on Derek since he was 11 years old. Everyone knows about it. Derek used to tease him about his crush, though not in a mean way. Stiles is someone who has always just been there, and Derek likes being around him, more and more as time goes by. He doesn't understand why until Stiles comes back from college. Has Derek taken too long to figure it out? Now that Stiles has a career and a steady boyfriend, is it too late for Derek to tell him how he feels? Derek might have left him alone, if he didn't hate Stiles's boyfriend quite so much...
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10 Sep 2020
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"This is…not four million in cash,” remarks Stilinski.
“Isaac. Did you fail to get my money back and decided to pick up a stripper on the road to bribe me? Because let me make this perfectly clear: this would totally work. Well done.”
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The mafia!AU where the Hales owe four million to the Stilinskis, Laura rents Derek (but not as a stripper), Stiles gets a new favorite, Derek gets a new boss, a new puppy and a new family.
Sometimes they break people, but mainly, they just snark at each other.
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