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    Hell's quite a fun place to be, if you're not a minion. The head boss spends his time playing hooky and trying to evade his PA, said PA takes revenge by having sex with Lucifer's brother on his desk; Norbert's time is filled up with doing his brother's work FOR him, turning useless demons to ash (then stressing out over the state of his carpets) and generally trying to keep operations in Hell running smoothly. And Abaddon's got his work cut out for him, what with having to keep looking pretty in his fur-lined Viking inspired clothes and corrupting the humans on earth.

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    Ren's a Mad Scientist with a penchant for blowing shit up. Brad's an assassin with a penchant for blowing shit up. They're pretty much a match made in heaven, or hell.

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  1. Rec 48

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    “You never did tell me what happened in that other world,” Jiang Xichen lowly says and Lan Wanyin shrugs.

    He doesn’t think anything that happened to him in that world is worth mentioning, but he guesses that Jiang Xichen has burned to ask this question for a long while now.

    “Fine,” he sighs and pulls down Jiang Xichen so he sits pressed up to his back and he puts his hands over the arms around his middle. “I’ll tell you.”

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    20 Feb 2021

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    "Look," Lan Jingyi says, setting them back on course. "It's only fair that we balance things. I've fucked your jiujiu, you want to fuck your jiujiu—"

    Jin Ling makes a noise like a beached whale.

    "—and I have a brilliant plan to help with that!" Lan Jingyi beams, feeling his ears twitch with excitement. 

    Jin Ling buries his face in his hands. "I'm doomed. I'm in love with an idiot."

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    When Akashi expresses a distaste for Christmas, Kise makes it his mission to show him how great the holiday can be. Their friends warn Kise that Akashi might have a hidden motive in going along with his plan—but that’s okay, because Kise has a few hidden motives of his own. (Set after Extra Game.)

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    03 Feb 2021

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    Yunmeng Jiang is housing a retinue from Qinghe, here on diplomatic grounds. Among the people gathered here is Sect Leader Nie. Maybe that’s the reason why Jiang Cheng is restless - he can never keep himself still around that man.

    Jiang Cheng feels so stupid to act this way - as if wartime flings aren’t just a thing that happen sometimes - but how can he help it, when the last time they’d met, all those months ago during the Sunshot Campaign, Nie Mingjue had pressed kiss after aching kiss to his mouth, to his neck, to his shoulders?

    Jiang Cheng bites his lip and breathes out hard through his nose. He needs to work off some of this energy, before it comes back to bite him in the ass. Before he starts expecting things that weren’t meant for him in the first place.

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    29 Jan 2021

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    On a lonely little mountaintop, Jiang Cheng finds Baoshan Sanren.

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    28 Jan 2021