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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    Eddie had been on grindr for all of two days and in that time he’d already seen more dicks than he had in the nearly forty years of his life. He’d gone methodically through his messages and blocked all the catfishes, the possible serial killers and the bores, and eventually settled on a promising ‘37. DTF. I'll make u a drink after’ (637 feet away).

    Or, sometimes your long-lost childhood crush is the anonymous hook-up you meet along the way.

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    18 Oct 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    Eddie Kaspbrak has had a fear of being touched for the greater majority of his life, with very good reason. Touching someone who's meant to die before their time results in horrible, immersive visions of exactly how it happens. When he's rescued by a good simaritan who's death is by far one of the worst he's ever experienced, he's going to have to push past his fear and go against every rule he's given himself to prevent it from happening.

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    16 Oct 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 38

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    It just feels like how things should be. The two of them getting dinner after work, their knees touching under the table, Eddie mad at him for no good reason. There are twenty years between who they used to be and who they are, but still. It feels right and Richie can’t shake that.

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    15 Oct 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    Richie Tozier is a rising star in the comedy world, and his ever-growing fame brings him into the periphery of the other members of the Lucky Seven, who cannot help but wonder why his face is so familiar when they don't recall ever having seen him before.

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    15 Oct 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 35

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    Mike's call came completely out of fucking nowhere, because:
    1. Richie didn’t even realize it had been twenty-five years since he left high school, when did he get so goddamn old and
    2. He’d assumed that everyone lost touch with each other as much as he had.

    Like, did everyone just decide to drop everything and run off back home to Cha Cha Slide around a high school gym for an evening? Who even does that?
    Richie considers what his schedule looks like (busy, he’s got a tour to kick off) and how his last few months have been (busy, he had a script to rehearse into sounding convincing for said tour kick-off) and says:

    “Yeah, sure, man, I’ll be there.”

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    15 Oct 2019